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February 2008 (Pt.3)

Pelosi Wants Bush Aides Investigated
Pelosi asked the Justice Department to open a grand jury investigation into whether Bush's chief of staff & former counsel should be prosecuted for contempt of Congress.

2/29/08

Clinton counts on women for comeback

Women over 50 are Hillary Clinton's biggest fans

2/29/08

Bush raps Obama pledge to meet hostile leaders

Because Bush's tactics have yeilded such fantastic results!

2/29/08

Republicans in the U.S. Senate seen blocking Senate foreclosure bill
Republicans are likely to block a Democratic bill aimed at curbing new home foreclosures by changing bankruptcy law...

2/29/08

Of course Obama's a Muslim... You can plainly see the cresent moon over his shouder there...

Obama fights false links to Islam

2/29/08

Clinton unveils plan to cut child poverty in half

2/29/08

What's wrong with these twisted half wits... That's a f--king rotting corpse!

Disturbing New Photos From Abu Ghraib

2/29/08

Al-Maliki: Iraqis are reconciling
Iraq's prime minister declared Thursday that national reconciliation was moving forward despite the embarrassing collapse of a deal to hold provincial elections and a warning of possible escalating Shiite feuds over the failure.

Did sadr get the memo?... I guess not

Sadr anger over Iraq law setback
The faction loyal to Shia cleric Moqtada Sadr has reacted angrily to the rejection by Iraq's presidency council of a draft law on regional powers.

2/29/08

Reid: Anti-war fight to continue

2/29/08

"Daddy, oh daddy! I dearly want to shoot a muslim... Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh pretty please,!"

Britain's Prince Harry in Afghanistan
Prince Harry has been serving on the front line in Afghanistan with the British Army, calling in airstrikes on Taliban positions and going out on foot patrols.

2/29/08

Gates to Turkey: Halt incursion in Iraq

Turkey Resists Gates on Ending Iraq Push

2/29/08

Oil Shoots Up to $102 Per Barrel

Oil Surges Above $102 As Dollar Weakens

Oil Climbs Above $102 to a Record as Dollar Falls Against Euro

So what does our well informed president have to say about these developments...

Bush on $4 gas: 'I hadn't heard that'
Bush finds out about $4 gas forecasts

2/29/08

Obama criticizes Bush, McCain on economy

2/29/08

Economy slows to near crawl
The economy skidded to a near halt in the final quarter of last year, clobbered by dual slumps in housing and credit...

2/29/08

"Recession... I don't see any recession!"

Bush: US is not headed into recession

Bush, Fed chief see no recession ahead

2/29/08

Stocks slump on recession fears

Stocks drop on jobs data, bank worries

Stocks drop on sluggish GDP, Fed's bank warning

2/29/08

Oldest hominid discovered is 7 million years old: study
Fossil hunters have pinned down the age of Toumai, which they contend is the remains of the earliest human ever found, at between 6.8 and 7.2 million years old.

This is where I'd make some snotty remark about how old the world is or how god must be testing us... But I wont.

2/29/08

Report: 1 percent of U.S. adults behind bars

That just makes me wanna shank someone!!!

2/29/08

Pollution turns Chinese river system red

They don't call it red China for nothing!

2/29/08

Pentagon to Probe Delays of Gear to Iraq
An investigation into allegations the Marine Corps delayed sending blast-resistant trucks to Iraq also will examine whether the Marines were negligent in delivering a laser to divert drivers and people from checkpoints and convoys...

Senators call for probe on MRAP report's claims

Good, because look what the Marine Corps have done!

Marines halt study critical of MRAP program

2/28/08

Tenn. GOP stands by "Anti-Semites for Obama" piece

Classy!

2/28/08

McCain apology angers conservative host

2/28/08

Texas Dems Outvoting GOP 3-1
Early Birds: D's outvoting R's More Than 3 to 1; Lead in 14 of State's Largest 15 Counties

2/28/08

McCain mocks Obama's Iraq comments

McCain, Obama debate al-Qaeda threat in Iraq

SMACK!

Obama To McCain: There Was No Al Qaeda In Iraq Before Your War

2/28/08

Bush predicts GOP will hold White House

2/28/08

Iraqi council rejects elections law
Iraq's presidential council rejected a measure Wednesday setting up provincial elections, sending it back to parliament in the latest setback to U.S.-backed national reconciliation efforts.

2/28/08

U.S. soldier in Afghanistan: ‘We scrounge for everything.’

2/28/08

Iraq: Shiite pilgrims targeted again

2/28/08

Iraq condemns Turkish incursion

Soooo....

Turkey sends more troops into Iraq

2/28/08

Top Iraqi journalist dies after ambush

2/28/08

Oil Spikes Above $102 a Barrel

What to do...

Democrats seek to boost taxes on oil companies

Good idea!!!!!!!

2/28/08

Sen. Reid to defy Bush on foreclosure rescue plan

2/28/08

Bernanke signals another rate cut

Bernanke: Growth, inflation concerns

Dollar falls to new low on Bernanke statement

2/28/08

Euro Soars to Record High $1.5057

2/28/08

Worries Grow for Worse 'Stagflation'

2/28/08

Stem cells: A sure bet in the '08 race
McCain, Clinton, Obama all oppose Bush's limits on funding for human embryonic stem cells.

2/28/08

Move Over, Oil, There’s Money in Texas Wind
Texas Turning Into The Capital Of Wind Power

2/28/08

Film prompted first humane slaughter law
A film showing slaughterhouse workers abusing animals spurs demands for the federal government to put a stop to the abuse.

2/28/08

Dems vs. McCain on campaign financing

2/27/08

The DeLay-Abramoff Money Trail
Nonprofit Group Linked to Lawmaker Was Funded Mostly by Clients of Lobbyist

2/27/08

AP Poll: Obama catches Clinton across US

2/27/08

McCain distances himself from supporter's comments
McCain Speaker Calls Obama A “Hack,” Slams Media

2/27/08

Democratic Senator Dodd Endorses Obama for President

2/27/08

Still no upgrade for White House e-mail

2/27/08

Mansion 'mistake' piles the pressure on Barack Obama
Barack Obama now admits his involvement in this land deal was a boneheaded mistake?

2/27/08

Iraqi Pilgrims Endure Another Attack
Another attack on Shiite pilgrims marching to the holy city of Karbala killed at least four people on Monday, just a day after a suicide bombing left 52 dead.

2/27/08

Iraq demands Turkish withdrawal

2/27/08

British watchdog orders gov't to release Iraq war documents

2/27/08

Bus bomb in north Iraq kills 14
A suicide bomber has killed 14 people in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. Reports say the attacker boarded a bus and then detonated a device.

2/27/08

Confidence Plunges, Inflation Rate Soars

Consumer confidence lowest in 5 years
Conference Board's measure tumbles below expectations amid concern about jobs and slowing business activity.

2/27/08

January foreclosures up 57%
Filings saw yet another big jump last month, compared to levels a year ago; 45,327 homes were lost to bank repossessions.

2/27/08

Home price plunge accelerates
2007 year-end results are in and the news is bad: Major housing markets were down even more than anticipated.

2/27/08

4 economic signs in merchants' windows
As retailers trot out results, here's what analysts will be watching to determine the real depth of a national spending slump.

2/27/08

Huckabee endorses 'egg as person' amendment

Will somebody hit this guy with a tranquilizer dart before he speaks again!

2/27/08

Earth's Final Sunset Predicted
A new calculation predicts that Earth will be swallowed up by the sun in 7.6 billion years

2/27/08

Polygamist 'prophet' in Arizona to face charges
the leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, is scheduled to appear in court to enter a plea Wednesday in northwestern Arizona.

But god told him to marry and have sexual intercourse with several underage girls... How could it be wrong!

Did Ex-Alabama Governor Get A Raw Deal?
"Karl Rove asked you to take pictures of Siegelman...In a compromising, sexual position with one of his aides,?" Pelley asks...."Yes," Simpson replies.

Rove: 60 Minutes Siegelman Story "A Lie"

Bush-friendly station blocks "60 Minutes" Rove report

In exclusive interview, Alabama whistleblower says Rove trying to smear her

Siegelman's Attorneys to Call for Special Counsel in Wake of 60 Minutes Report

2/26/08

McCain says he could lose over war issue

2/26/08

Obama Mailings 'False'?
Clinton says Democrats should be "outraged." You be the judge.

2/26/08

Clinton Strategy Quandary: Underdog or Aggressor?
Campaign Must Decide How It Will Proceed In Bid to Beat Obama

2/26/08

Obama photo causes stir
A photograph circulating of Barack Obama dressed in traditional local garments during a visit to Kenya in 2006 is causing a dustup over what constitutes a smear.

2/26/08

Nader lashes out at Democrats, defends candidacy

2/27/08

A spry Farrakhan sings Obama's praises

Not exactly an endosement you really want...

2/26/08

U.S. expects 140,000 troops in Iraq after drawdown
The Pentagon is projecting that when the U.S. troop buildup in Iraq is over in July there will be about 8,000 more troops on the ground than when the buildup began in January 2007.

About 8,000 'surge' troops will remain in Iraq, Pentagon says

2/26/08

Wheelchair bomber eludes detection
A man in a wheelchair laden with explosives persuaded security guards Monday to push him into an Iraqi operations center, where he blew himself up in an attack that killed the center's deputy commander.

2/26/08

Civilians fearful as Turks march
Turkey says it is not targeting civilians as it chases after separatist rebels in northern Iraq, but people in Iraq's semiautonomous Kurdish region say they have lived in fear since the incursion began.

2/26/08

Probe Sought in Marine Vehicle Delays

2/26/08

Existing home sales hit 9-year low

2/26/08

Foreclosure bill faces Senate test
A vote today could indicate whether mortgage bankruptcy reform proposal will proceed.

2/26/08

Gas jumps 2 cents at pump, oil also up

U.S. gasoline prices rise to $3.10 a gallon: survey

2/26/08

Americans put $2.2 trillion in debt on their credit cards last year

2/26/08

Recession more likely this year - survey
Business economists see growing evidence that the country has toppled into a recession.

2/26/08

Survey: Americans switching faiths, dropping out

Survey: US religious landscape in flux
The U.S. religious marketplace is extremely volatile, with nearly half of American adults leaving the faith tradition of their upbringing to either switch allegiances or abandon religious affiliation altogether, a new survey finds

America's Unfaithful Faithful
For the first time, a large-scale study has quantified what many experts suspect: there is a constant membership turnover among most American faiths.

2/26/08

How it happened: The catastrophic flood that cooled the Earth

This is where I'd make a sarcastic remark about if it was the 40 days and nights of rain that god ordered up that caused this... But I wont.

2/26/08

Spy Law Lapse Blamed for Lost Information

So what happens if everyone calls your fearmongering bluff...

White House backtracks on claims of lost intelligence

2/25/08

In Texas, Clinton has history and Obama has buzz

2/25/08

Conservatives say Obama lacks patriotism

Oh Puhleese!

2/25/08

Obama: McCain Puts Lobbyists 'In Charge'
Obama: Lobbyists Working From McCain Campaign Bus

2/25/08

Cuba to replace Castro after 49 years

Parliament likely to tap Raul Castro to lead Cuba

2/25/08

Huckabee lingers on the set of 'SNL'
Huckabee (who) is still battling for the Republican presidential nomination said he won't "overstay his welcome." Then he did precisely that, lingering on the "Weekend Update" set of "Saturday Night Live" despite repeated cues to leave the stage.

I didn't see the show so I don't know if it was supposed to be a joke or not but if it wasn't this guy is just proving to be a world class attention whore!

2/25/08

Obama once visited '60s radicals

Ho hum... Most of the people voting for him fancied themselves 60's radicals of some sort!

2/25/08

Iraq calls Turkish forces 'direct threat to the peace'

Baghdad urges talks as Turkey, PKK clash in N.Iraq

2/25/08

Iraq bomber targeting Shiites kills 40

Bombers, gunmen attack Shiite pilgrimage in Iraq

2/25/08

Graceful exit' urged for Musharraf

2/25/08

In Iraq, Saddam Hussein's old guard remains on fringes

2/25/08

Credit crisis hits Main Street
Bond market woes make municipal borrowing more expensive and that could mean higher taxes and fewer services.

2/25/08

Congress to examine housing proposals

2/25/08

The worst U.S. credit cards.

2/25/08

South America Gas Crisis Solution Fails

2/25/08

Virgin flies biofueled jet from London

Biofuel-powered jet makes test flight

2/25/08

SMU chosen as site for Bush's presidential library

I wonder if i'll be able to check out "My Pet Goat"!?!

2/25/08

Ralph Nader enters presidential race

Nader announces new bid for White House

Really Ralph, pack up your over inflated ego and go away. Edwards already ran your campaign and lost.

2/24/08

Clinton, Obama spar over Obama mailings

Clinton tells Obama: 'Shame on you'; Obama fires back

2/24/08

Obama may face grilling on patriotism
Obama's refusal to wear an American flag lapel pin along with a photo of him not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem led conservatives on Internet and in the media to question his patriotism.

Are you kidding me!?!?!

2/24/08

Bush blames Dems on surveillance bill

Shut up dim-wit, it's not working!

2/24/08

Obama takes heat for skipping State of the Black Union

2/24/08

Obama's Red-State Prospects Unclear
Democrat's Support May Have Limits

2/24/08

Former Paxson Exec Denies McCain Meeting

2/24/08

Baghdad's Green Zone attacked

2/24/08

Refugees from Iraq | Less than generous
Rich countries have wobbled in their treatment of the most vulnerable

2/24/08

After War, New Battle to Become Citizens

2/24/08

Turkey: 35 Kurd rebels killed

Turkey bombs Kurdish rebels in Iraq

2/24/08

Canada: Afghan debate endangers troops

2/24/08

Ghosn says US auto market in recession

2/24/08

Surge in gas prices could be short-lived

2/24/08

Matalin On Global Warming: ‘A Largely Unscientific Hoax,’ A ‘Political Concoction’

Does anyone need further proof why the Republicans have to go untill they pull their heads out of their asses?

2/24/08

McCain's FEC Problem

FEC Warns McCain on Campaign Spending

Whay you ask...

Finance reformer McCain seeking to escape federal $$ restrictions

It's getting tricky now... Send out the flacks!

Ex-McCain aide: New York Times report 'highly implausible'

2/23/08

Clinton denies defeat looming for her campaign

2/23/08

GOP Operative: Rove Sought To Smear Dem
"Karl Rove asked you to take pictures of Siegelman...In a compromising, sexual position with one of his aides," "Yes, if I could," says Simpson.

I bet even Larry Craig thought this was over the line!

2/23/08

Clinton faces claims of borrowed language

2/23/08

Bush: Surveillance compromise unlikely

So what to do? Play your fear card of course...

Intel Chief: Telecoms Refusing Wiretaps

Spy Law Lapse Blamed for Lost Information

Admin Officials Claim Surveillance Law Lapse Has Led to Gaps in Intelligence

2/23/08

GOP Congressman indicted in Ariz. land deal

2/23/08

Al-Sadr praised for extending cease-fire

A look at Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr and his Mahdi Army

2/23/08

Some progress in Iraq's powder keg a year after 'surge'

2/23/08

Bombs in Baghdad and Tikrit kill 5

2/23/08

Turkey told US, Iraq of incursion plan

2/23/08

CIA confirms rendition flights to Brits

2/23/08

UK Troops May Have Executed Iraqis

2/23/08

Gas prices jump to highest level since June
Some analysts believe pump prices will hit a record in the spring, even as crude prices fall below $98 a barrel on large supply reports.

2/23/08

Feds to Raise Fines for Hiring Illegals

2/23/08

Rescues for Homeowners in Debt Weighed

2/23/08

Nations dropped from Monopoly site after Jerusalem fuss

More proof that religion is truly a silly game...

2/23/08

GM exec stands by calling global warming a ‘crock of sh*t.’

2/23/08

McCain on claim of coziness with lobbyist: 'It's not true'

Analysis: Story could undercut McCain

Cindy McCain, like others, stands by man

2/22/08

Obama, Clinton Debate Tonight in Texas

2/22/08

Bush: surveillance compromise unlikely

2/22/08

Democrats to face off in must-win state for Clinton

2/22/08

U.S. Investigates Whether Lott Had Role in Mississippi Judge Case

2/22/08

Rush, right rally to McCain
Limbaugh and other conservative commentators rushed to defend McCain on Thursday against a potentially damaging article in The New York Times, embracing a maverick they have often attacked.

2/22/08

Iraq waits on word from al-Sadr

2/22/08

Former Gitmo Prosecutor: Pentagon Official Said "We Can't Have Acquittals"

2/22/08

Stifled, Egypt’s Young Turn to Islamic Fervor

2/22/08

Iraqi Medical System Wrecked by War
Already a troubled system, Iraqi medical care has fallen to the brink of collapse since the U.S.-led invasion five years ago.

2/22/08

Unforgivable Behavior, Inadmissible Evidence

2/22/08

Stocks end lower amid weak economic data

2/22/08

Recession Watch: Inflation Rears Its Head
The market has been preoccupied with the Fed's interest rate cuts, the health of the housing sector, and prospects for the broader U.S. economy.

2/22/08

Group says US economy to slow further

2/22/08

Gene studies confirm "out of Africa" theories
Two big genetic studies confirm theories that modern humans evolved in Africa and then migrated through Europe and Asia to reach the Pacific

Cheers to the KKK!

2/22/08