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JULY 2006


Israel halts air attacks in south Lebanon

7/31/04


4 Marines die as Iraq violence continues

7/31/04


Stymied in Mideast, Rice to head home

7/30/04


US in quiet U-turn on Iraq troop numbers

7/30/04


Deadly Israeli airstrike sparks fury

7/30/04


Stem cells: Hope and hype
It's hard to tell who's being straight about politically charged topic

7/30/04


Minimum wage increase passes House
Sen. Reid decries move as attempt to 'blackmail' working class

7/30/04


'Peace mom' becomes Bush's neighbor
Cindy Sheehan uses insurance money from son's death

7/30/04


Source: Islamic Jihad leader killed
Rice, Olmert meet after Israel rejects U.N. call for cease-fire

Hezbollah chief threatens rocket attacks

Israel pulls out of Hezbollah stronghold

7/29/04


U.S. to move 3,700 troops to Baghdad

Four Marines killed in action in Iraq
Gunmen attack Sunni mosques

7/29/04


Yeah... Only Print The Misinformation We Give You!

Rove blasts journalists' role in politics

7/29/04


Iran to reject U.N. proposal

Iran's Ahmedinejad meets 'brother' Chavez

7/2/04


Islamic Jihad: Israel killed militant head

7/29/04


Arab support for Hezbollah grows

12 killed in Israeli attacks in Lebanon

Rice to return to Mideast to work on truce

7/28/04


Pentagon to boost Iraq troops to 135,000

7/28/04


Shiite politician wants bigger Iraqi role

7/28/04


More GOP Tax Breaks For The Rich... As Usual!

Minimum wage increase tied to tax cuts
House leadership couples bill to estate tax measure

GOP makes conditions on wage increase

7/28/04


Democrats launch 'Six for '06' agenda
Party unveils campaign themes, says elections will be about Bush

7/28/04


Muslims called on to fight Israel
Al Qaeda No. 2 tells Muslims in Lebanon, 'We will stand with you'

Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader threatens attacks

7/27/04


U.S. may send 5,000 more troops to Baghdad

31 die in attack on Baghdad neighborhood

7/27/04


Border battles flare amid rocket attacks
Israel decides to limit offensive, call up more troops

7/27/04


Security Council expresses shock at bombing

7/27/04


Hamas denies Israeli soldier to be freed soon

7/27/04


Nations can't agree on Lebanon cease-fire

Iranians volunteer to fight Israel
Group heads for 'holy war' in Lebanon

7/26/04


PM says Iraq is front line in terror war

VIDEO: Maliki Speech Interrupted By War Protestor

7/26/04


Bush administration urges updated wiretap law

7/26/04


The Richest One Percent Thank You!

Republicans working to reduce estate tax

7/26/04


Winning The Fight Against The Real Enemy... Right Red Staters!

Wash. court upholds gay marriage ban

Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
"...And I so wanted to marry him!"

7/26/04


U.N.: Israeli airstrike hits U.N. observer post
Annan, China condemn attack that killed 4

Olmert regretful over U.N. workers' deaths

7/26/04


Religious left gears up to face right counterpart
The religious right, which helped re-elect President Bush in 2004 by rallying
opposition to abortion and gay marriage, is now facing a pushback from the religious left.

7/26/04


Rice's Mideast visit draws mixed reviews

7/26/04


Senate GOP candidate slams party

7/26/04


American citizens are caught in the crossfire in southern Lebanon while trying to flee the fighting.

7/26/04


Senate passes interstate abortion bill

7/26/04


Specter prepping bill to sue Bush
A powerful Republican committee chairman who has led the fight against President Bush's signing statements
said Monday he would have a bill ready by the end of the week allowing Congress to sue him in federal court.

ABA panel urges checks on Bush power 807 signing statements set perilous path, it says

7/25/04


U.S., Iraq moving more troops into Baghdad

7/25/04


Mideast fighting threatens Iran diplomacy

7/25/04


Stem-Cell Issue: Republicans' Undoing?

7/25/04


Oil prices rises abover $75 a barrel

7/25/04


US Arab group sues Rice, Rumsfeld over Lebanon evacuation

7/25/04


U.S. troops combat violence in Baghdad
American troops are stepping up operations in the Baghdad area to combat death squads and
dampen down the violence threatening the new unity government, a U.S. general said Monday

7/24/04


Israel takes aim at Hezbollah stronghold
Ninety rockets fired at northern Israel; 2 die in Israeli copter crash

Israeli forces push deeper into Lebanon

7/24/04


What Suprise?

Rice visits Beirut in surprise Mideast tour

The Message Behind Rice's Surprise Visit to Beirut
Analysis:
After rejecting earlier calls for the ceasefire, the U.S. changes
signals because of growing concern over Lebanon's perilous state

7/24/04


Democrats offer new economic policy plan

7/24/04


ABA: Bush violating Constitution
Bar association president says signing statements erode democracy

7/24/04


   

Israeli military seizes Lebanese town
Attacks rain down from both sides of border

Israeli army continues Lebanon offensive

Bush slams Syria, Iran over Hezbollah
"Anything to keep our attention from Iraq...Yeah, remember that war?"

7/22/06


Thousands rally in London against Israeli attacks on Lebanon, Gaza

7/22/06


While The Bush Administration Distracted Us With Israel's Real Fight Against Terrorism...

Sen. Reid: Iraq devolves into 'civil war'
Democratic leader will try to revive Senate debate on Iraq

3 Iraqi policemen killed in attack

2 Americans, dozens of Iraqis killed

...and don't forget this one!

Afghanistan close to anarchy, warns general

7/22/06


Democrats: Stem-cell veto cynical political move
'Last-gasp effort to stop stem cell research a roadblock to progress'

Democrats slam Bush's stem cell bill veto

7/22/06


Israeli troops mass on Lebanon border
Lebanese president says his army will fight Israelis if they invade

7/22/06


Yeah, Like There Is One!

Rice rejects quick fix in Mideast

7/22/06


What A Shameless Douchebag

Cheney uses Mideast as campaign issue
Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday pointed to the fighting between Israel and Hezbollah as fresh evidence of the
ongoing battle against terrorism that underscores the need to keep President Bush's Republican allies in control of Congress.

7/22/06


Snow: ‘Nobody Has Been More Diplomatically Active Than We Have’ On The Middle East Peace Process
"With a straight face no less"

7/22/06


U.S. threatened with more isolation
President Bush's uncompromising support for Israel in its battle with Hezbollah, a stance now backed
by Congress, is threatening to isolate the United States even further from the international community.

7/22/06


Tenn. gubernatorial candidate arrested
"Yes.. It's a republican."

7/22/06


Do Yourself A Favor And Go To Website... It's Fucking Hilariously Scary

Focus On The Family Launches Anti-Gay Website:
"Dogs Aren't Born Mooing, And People Aren't Born Gay"...

7/21/06


DeLay fundraising group fined, to shut down

7/21/06


Israel: Half Hezbollah's military power destroyed
Annan calls for cease-fire, condemns both sides

New Israeli-Hezbollah fighting breaks out

U.S. Marines move Americans out of Lebanon
Marines back in country for first time since 1984

7/20/06


US accuses Iran over North Korean missile tests

7/20/06


U.S. says attacks in Iraq up 40 percent

7/20/06


Master Of The Obvious!

Bush acknowledges racism still exists

Bush: African-American distrust of GOP a 'tragedy'
"Yeah... For their midterm elections"

7/20/06


Rocket attacks, fighting in 2nd week
Israeli sends to south Lebanon to 'destroy Hezbollah outposts'

3 heavy explosions heard in Beirut

•Lebanon's PM Siniora says 300 killed, 1,000 wounded, half-million displaced in fighting

•Three new explosions heard in Beirut, AP reports

•Two Israeli soldiers killed in fierce gunfight with Hezbollah

•Hezbollah rocket attack on Nazareth kills two children, Israeli army says

7/19/06


I Hope Bush's Mom Gets The Alzheimers!

Bush vetoes ("his first ever.") stem cell bill as promised

Defending Bush’s Veto, Rove Grossly Distorts Stem Cell Science

"Killing adults for his war is fine but don't touch the goo in the petrie dish!"

7/19/06


Somali militia plans to seize gov't base
Seizing Baidoa would make the Islamic militia — which the United States
has linked to al-Qaida — the uncontested authority over most of the country.

Somali government on alert at Islamist advance

7/19/06


Israeli ground troops enter Lebanon
Israel declared Tuesday it was ready to fight Hezbollah guerrillas for several more weeks, raising doubts about inter-
national efforts to broker an immediate cease-fire in the fighting that has killed more than 260 people and displaced 500,000.

7/19/06


Bush blocked eavesdropping program probe
President Bush personally blocked a Justice Department investigation of the anti-terror eavesdropping pro-
gram that intercepts Americans' international calls and e-mails, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said Tuesday.

7/18/06


Israel says diplomacy moving forward to end crisis
Israeli officials meet with U.N. team

Israelis say offensive could last weeks

7/18/06


Same sex marriage ban fails to pass House
Opponent say vote will impact midterm elections

7/18/06


Senate approves embryo stem cell bill

Bush set to veto stem cell bill
A controversial bill expanding federal funds for embryonic stem cell research is set to be passed by the US Senate.

7/18/06


Bush to address NAACP meeting for 1st time

7/18/06



Boy... She doesn't look happy!

President Bush took time out from the G-8 Summit to grope German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Bush... A class act all the way...Ewwwwwww!

7/18/06


Iraq civilian toll spikes to almost 6,000

7/18/06



"Another proud moment brought to you by the Bush administration!"

Bush and Blair Raw & Uncut
(Transcript & video)

Bush caught off-guard in chat with Blair
President: 'They need ... to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s___'
(Video on this page as well...)

7/17/06


Olmert: offensive to continue until soldiers freed

Israeli strikes on Lebanon kill 42

G-8 leaders consider Mideast peacekeepers

7/17/06


Ship to evacuate Americans from Lebanon

7/17/06


Don't Forget The Freedom Is Still On The March In Iraq As Well!

2 American soldiers killed in Baghdad

Gunmen kill at least 40 in Iraq market attack
Top Oil Ministry official kidnapped in Baghdad

7/17/06


Gingrich says it's World War III

7/17/06


Wha.... I Give Up Trying To Understand This Shit!

Oil prices fall amid violence in Mideast

7/17/06


Israel pounds Beirut after Haifa hit by rockets
Hezbollah leader: 'The enemy does not know our capabilities'

Leader: Hezbollah has 'complete strength'

Lebanon: Israeli strike on city kills 9

U.S. evacuation teams arrive in Lebanon

Hezbollah fires rocket barrage at Israel

7/16/06


Gunmen Kidnap Head of Iraqi Oil Company

7/16/06


Abortion backers, foes square off in Miss.

7/16/06


Bomber kills 25 at cafe in northern Iraq

7/16/06


Congress faces debate on stem cell bill

7/16/06


G-8 leaders demand halt to Mideast attacks

7/16/06


Hezbollah: We're ready for 'open war'

Lebanon seeks U.N. cease-fire

Militants blow hole in Gaza-Egypt border gate

Iran warns Israel against extending conflict

Bush refuses to press Israel for truce

Anxious northern Israel endures rocket fire

Hezbollah drone batters Israeli warship

Threat of rockets puts Haifa on edge

7/14/06


AP Poll: Republicans in danger of losing Congress
Republicans are in jeopardy of losing their grip on Congress in November.

7/14/06


Former CIA officer claims conspiracy outed her identity
Plame, husband file lawsuit against Cheney, Libby, Rove

7/14/06


Violence takes lives at mosque, army checkpoint

7/14/06


ACTS OF WAR

U.N. team heads to 'major crisis' in Mideast

Israel blasts Lebanon airport, air bases

Rockets strike Israeli port

Rockets hit Israeli city of Haifa

7/13/06


Democrats challenge assessment of Iraq

7/13/06


Novak claims Rove exchange lasted 20 seconds

7/13/06


Iraqi forces take control in one province
24 Iraqis killed in attacks nationwide

7/13/06


North Korea storms out of meeting with South

Pyongyang walks out of Korea talks

7/13/06


Oil soars near $77
Mideast violence sparks fears of severe shortages; heating oil hits two month high.

And this helps as well...

Blasts hit Nigerian oil pipeline

7/13/06


Democrats fight Voting Rights Act changes

7/13/06


India names suspects in train attacks

7/13/06


Not Good At All!

Israelis attack just 10 miles from Beirut

Israel says Hizbollah raids an "act of war" by Lebanon

White House condemns Hezbollah, blames Iran, Syria

7/12/06


Security funding list: Bean fest, but not Times Square?
Watchdog report supports New York, D.C.'s anger over funding cutbacks

7/12/06


Conservative backlash impeding Voting Rights Act renewal

7/12/06


World powers lose patience with Iran, threaten punishment
'We have no choice,' minister says

7/12/06


Elderly to see hike in Medicare premiums

7/12/06


Mumbai bombs: 'Pencil timers found'

Kashmir group scrutinized in India attacks

Mumbai blasts: The Al Qaeda link

7/12/06


General: 2 sides attacking Iraq civilians
The top U.S. commander in Iraq said Wednesday that "terrorists and death squads" are mainly responsible for a
surge in sectarian violence in the capital, and he pledged to provide whatever U.S. forces are needed to avert civil war.

7/12/06


Oil prices jump toward $75 a barrel

7/12/06


Novak: Rove was a source in outing Plame
Now that Karl Rove won't be indicted, now that the president won't fire him, now that it
really doesn't matter anymore, more details of the Valerie Plame leak investigation trickle out.

7/12/06


At least 135 killed in Indian train blasts
Report: Prime minister says 'terrorists' behind attacks

India bombings called coordinated attack

N.Y. hikes security after Bombay attack

7/11/06


U.S. will give detainees Geneva rights

7/11/06


5 More Soldiers Facing Charges

tick...

Iraq says to ask U.N. to end US immunity

tick...

Group claims 3 GIs killed over rape-murders

tick...

7/11/06


Car bombs kill 8 in Shiite slum in Baghdad

7/11/06


Japan Mulls Military Strike Against North Korea

Backers of U.N. sanctions on North Korea agree to delay

US envoy off to Beijing for N.Korea talks

7/10/06


900 more UK troops for Afghanistan

7/10/06


YEEEEE-haw...?

The end of cowboy diplomacy
Why the 'Bush Doctrine' no longer works for Bush administration

7/9/06


Five soldiers charged in Iraq rape-murder case
Mahmoudiya mayor says alleged rape victim was 14

5 more charged in Iraq rape-slayings case
Four more U.S. soldiers have been charged with rape and murder and a fifth with dereliction of duty in the alleged
rape-slaying of a young Iraqi woman and the killings of her relatives in Mahmoudiya, the military said Sunday.

7/9/06


Will You Please Just Go Away!

DeLay suggests he might not retire

7/9/06


U.S. urges China to pressure North Korea

7/9/06


Shiite gunmen kill 41 Sunnis in Baghdad

7/9/06


U.S. seeks to exhume Iraqi girl's remains

7/8/06


Democrats rip GOP on Social Security plan

7/8/06


U.S. offers to meet N. Korea on sidelines

7/8/06


You Broke It You Own It...

A Driven President Faces a World of Crises
From deteriorating security in Afghanistan and Somalia to mayhem in the Middle East, confrontation
with Iran and eroding relations with Russia, the White House suddenly sees crisis in every direction.

7/7/06


Uneasy Britons mark London bombings
Britain marked the first anniversary of the London bombings on Friday in a mood of somber
reflection but many Britons still fear Islamist militants, having attacked them once, might do so again.

Day of tributes one year on from London bombings

Britain marks 7/7 attacks
Britain is marking one year since four suicide bombers killed 52 people in the London Underground system, and on a bus.

7/7/06


Bush: Enron's Kenneth Lay was 'a good guy'

7/7/06


Ex-soldier pleads not guilty in Iraq crimes

7/7/06


S. Korea rejects military talks with North

7/7/06


Syndicate Will Look Into Alleged Coulter Plagiarism On Its Own -- And Possibly With Electronic Tool
Universal Press Syndicate issued a statement this afternoon saying
it might look into the plagiarism allegations against Ann Coulter...

7/6/06


Nation prepares to remember 7/7
The UK is preparing to mark the first anniversary of the London bombings that claimed 52 lives and injured hundreds.

7/5/06



This Administrations Biggest Mistake
By David Ames

In watching the events that have unfolded over the past several months one thing has become abundantly clear to me. In
attacking Iraq, President Bush and his administration, have sent out a terrifying message. This being that if you do not
possess weapons of mass destruction your country will be bombed, invaded and occupied, yet if you positively have WMD's
you'll most likely only receive a stern wag of this administrations collective finger. Iran and North Korea have been all but
rubbing Bush's nose in the fact that they not only have WMD's but are testing ways to launch these devices at other countries.
The present administrations restraint and diplomacy tactics they have adopted have made the U.S. look positively impotent after
the ultra-hawkish preemptive attack on Iraq whom, by the way, presented no danger to anyone. So in employing this present
stance of non-action toward Iran and North Korea we have sent the undeniable message to all rogue governments that if you
don't have WMD's, your going to get blow'ed up real good, but if you do happen to have them... Well, let's do lunch.

7/5/06


U.S. says world united against N. Korean threat
Pyongyang tests 7 missiles; officials say more launches possible

Rice cites world outrage at N. Korea

Japan calls for condemnation of N. Korea

7/5/06


Ain't Karma A Bitch!

Enron founder Kenneth (Kenny Boy) Lay dies at 64

7/5/06


N. Korea tests 6 missiles despite protests

White House: Missile tests 'provocative'

7/5/06


Poll: Good News Fails to Boost Bush's Job Approval
TIME survey, Americans say the President is performing poorly and that the country is increasingly on the wrong track

7/5/06


Bush's foreign friends fading fast

7/5/06


Independence Day liftoff for Discovery

Up to six pieces of debris fell off Discovery: NASA

7/5/06



To all the moon-bats and wing-nuts out there...
HAPPY 4th OF JULY

7/4/06


Yeah... They've got us pegged

Britons tire of cruel, vulgar US: poll
People in Britain view the United States as a vulgar, crime-ridden society obsessed with money
and led by an incompetent president whose Iraq policy is failing, according to a newspaper poll.

7/3/06


If It Were About A Coach's Faith In Allah It Would've Received An X Rating!

Christian film's PG rating troubles Congress
A Christian-themed movie about a football coach's faith in God is finding an audience
in Congress -- not so much for its inspirational message, but for the PG rating it received.

7/3/06


Oh Yeah, Then There's This...

N. Korea threatens U.S. with 'nuclear war'
North Korea would respond to a pre-emptive U.S. military attack with an "annihilating strike and a nuclear war,"
the state-run media said Monday, heightening anti-U.S. rhetoric amid close scrutiny of its missile program.

7/3/06


Lieberman to run regardless of primary results

Lieberman may campaign as independent

7/3/06


Yeah... You First!

Iraq to neighbors: Stop harboring terrorists

7/3/06


Ex-soldier charged in slayings of Iraqi family, rape
A 21-year-old former soldier has been arrested... and charged with killing four Iraqi civilians...

Ex-soldier charged with rape of Iraqi

7/3/06


NYT: Bank program not news to terrorists

NY Times editor says he would publish bank spying expose again

N.Y., L.A. papers defend tracking stories

7/3/06


Tape: Bin Laden tells Sunnis to fight Shiites in Iraq
Message promoting sectarian violence a change for al Qaeda

7/3/06


Dick... You're Just Not Believable As A NASCAR Fan

Cheney makes grand entrance at NASCAR race

Ahh, this is more like it!

Cheney heads to hospital for checkup

7/3/06


I Can't Remember Which Cards They Were In The Most Wanted Deck?

Saddam's wife, daughter on wanted list

7/3/06


Spy Agency Sought U.S. Call Records Before 9/11, Lawyers Say

7/3/06


Things Must Get Really Boring Down In Georga During The Summer!

Today, law on side of commandments
Barrow County in no hurry to revive its exhibit after legal fight led to legislation

7/2/06


35 killed by car bombing at Baghdad market
A parked car bomb exploded at a popular market in a Shiite slum
of Baghdad, killing at least 35 people and wounding 46, police said.

7/1/06


Experts: Ruling weakens Bush spying plan

7/1/06


Bin Laden planning Somalia, Iraq message

7/1/06


It Is Time To Get The Troops Out Of There... For Their Sakes

U.S. troops accused of killing Iraq family
...official said the mutilation of the slain soldiers stirred feelings
of guilt and led at least one of them to reveal the rape-slaying...

U.S. Examines Troops' Role in 4 Iraqi Deaths

Top Army Official Orders Alleged Rape Investigation

6/30/06


One More Step In Eviscerating Freedom Of Speech

House vote slaps news organizations
Resolution blasts stories on terrorist tracking program

6/30/06


Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Pro-lifers against Buffett-Gates alliance
Warren Buffett's new philanthropic alliance with fellow billionaire Bill Gates won wide-
spread praise this week, but anti-abortion activists did not join in, instead assailing the two
donors for their longtime support of Planned Parenthood and international birth-control programs.

6/30/06


Man, That's Just Embarrassing

Bush takes Koizumi for tour of Graceland

6/30/06


Dubya Is Gonna' Be So Jealous

Former presidents to receive Liberty medal
The National Constitution Center in Philadelphia is honoring Former
Presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton with the 2006 Liberty Medal.

6/30/06


Start The Brainwashing Early!

W.Va. school board sued over Jesus artwork

6/30/06


Smack-Down!

Supreme Court voids Bush's 'blank check'

Supreme Court blocks Bush, Gitmo war trials

Bush vows to pursue detainee war trials

6/30/06


Like A Rat Backed Into A Corner

Bush Sharpens His Attack on Democrats
President toughens rhetoric on Democrats and the news media as midterm congressional campaign season gets underway.

Bush Seeks to Use Media Leaks to His Advantage
Attack on Newspapers Continues as Some Democrats Accuse White House of Trying to Divert Attention

But...

Behind Bush's Fury, a Vow Made in 2001
Ever since President Bush vowed days after the Sept. 11 attacks to "follow the money as a trail to the terrorists,"
the government has made no secret of its efforts to hunt down the bank accounts of Al Qaeda and its allies.

6/30/06


Interior worker charged in Abramoff probe

6/30/06


Why The Fuck Is This Guy Still Breathing... This Is Getting Embarrassing!

New Bin Laden Audio Tape: Osama Speaks on the Death of Zarqawi

6/30/06