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March 2008 (Pt. 1)

Official: York Gov. Eliot Spitzer Caught on Wiretap
The official says Spitzer is identified in court papers as "Client 9,"

Senator Larry Craig would go so far as to call him a nasty bad naughty boy!

3/10/08

'Raw Politics': Dems should have seen it coming
Michigan, Florida were stripped of delegates for scheduling primaries too early

Mail-in ballot suggested as possible Florida-Michigan fix

2 Clinton Backers Offer a Way to Stage New Primaries

3/10/08

Clintons push a Hillary/Obama ticket

Bill Clinton Calls A Hillary/Obama Ticket An 'Almost Unstoppable Force'

But...

Obama: "You Won't See Me as a VP Candidate"

3/10/08

Bush sings at journalists' dinner
"As I step down from the plane and there to meet me is my mama and my papa, down the lane I look and here comes Barney, heart of gold and breath like honey," the president warbled.

Sadly I have run out of embarasment for this mental midgets exploits.

3/10/08

Mehlman, Rove boost McCain campaign

3/10/08

Democrats criticize Bush's CIA-bill veto
Democrats and human rights advocates criticized President Bush's veto Saturday of a bill that would have banned the CIA from using simulated drowning and other coercive interrogation methods to gain information from suspected terrorists.

3/10/08

Obama wins in Wyoming, adds 7 delegates

3/10/08

Studies: Iraq costs US $12B per month

3/10/08

AP: Water makes US troops in Iraq sick
Troops sickened at Iraq bases using KBR water

3/10/08

US: recent Iraq attacks not a trend
The U.S. military said Sunday it does not believe a recent wave of deadly attacks in Baghdad reflects a trend toward an overall increase in violence.

Upswing in Iraq attacks not a trend: U.S. military

3/10/08

Senators: Where is Iraq's oil money going?
Senators question why Iraq isn't tapping oil billions to improve quality of life

3/10/08

Wife of American missing in Iran wants answers
Wife of missing ex-agent wants answers from Iran

3/10/08

Survey: Gas prices rise 9 cents in 2 weeks
A gallon of gas rose to $3.20 on average, national survey of gas stations says.

Gasoline prices hit new high
U.S. average retail gasoline prices have reached a new high of almost $3.20 per gallon and will likely jump another 20 to 30 cents in the next month, worsening the pain of consumers struggling to make ends meet in an economic downturn.

US gasoline prices hit new high, seen jumping more

3/10/08

Economy's Enemy: Credit, or Oil?

3/10/08

Asian stocks hit 7-week low, dollar weak

3/10/08

Job losses: Worst in 5 years
Payrolls sink in February, fueling recession anxiety. Unemployment rate declines, but that's because there are fewer people in the workforce.

3/10/08

Consumer borrowing grows
Federal Reserve says January credit grew by $6.9 billion...

3/10/08

AP probe finds drugs in drinking water
A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

Drugs found in watersheds of 28 areas
At least one pharmaceutical or byproduct was detected in testing within the watersheds of 28 major metropolitan areas, according to an Associated Press survey of 62 major water providers and data obtained from independent researchers.

3/10/08

Fossil Hunt Finds Warning for Warming Earth
This Behind the Scenes article was provided to LiveScience in partnership with the National Science Foundation.

3/10/08

Bush Vetoes Waterboarding Bill

Reaction to Bush's veto of torture bill

Democrats criticize Bush's CIA-bill veto

Waterboarding OK? Bush vetoes bill to ban

3/9/08

Obama wins Wyoming, pads delegate lead

3/9/08

Dem. wins election to fill Hastert seat

3/9/08

Iraq Veteran Says McCain Policy Is Wrong

3/9/08

Clinton Pounces
Obama's Worst Week Ever?

3/9/08

Obama Rejects Adviser's Comments

...And denounce?

3/9/08

Bill Clinton: A Clinton-Obama ticket would be 'unstoppable'

3/9/08

Mass grave discovered north of Baghdad

3/9/08

US-Iraq Talks to Start Saturday

3/9/08

GAO Asked to Audit Iraqi Oil Revenue

3/9/08

Care for Injured Vets Raises Questions

3/9/08

Iraqis demand protection from crime

3/9/08

Fact Check: Bush offers rosy view
President Bush put the best face on Friday's grim employment report, claiming a recently passed economic stimulus package should provide a "booster shot" to an economy he acknowledged was in decline — but on track, he said, to prosper in the future.

3/9/08

$100 oil hurts, just like a recession

3/9/08

Economic growth unlikely this quarter

3/9/08

Rebate letters to cost $42 million
At a cost of nearly $42 million, the IRS wants you to know: Your check is almost in the mail.

IRS spending $42 million on rebate reminders

3/9/08

Stocks tumble again following jobs report

Stocks hit lowest levels in over a year
Wall Street tumbles to 2006 levels as investors eye the biggest job losses in 5 years and more financial sector problems.

3/9/08

Dangerous cracks appearing in job market

3/9/08

Local Support for Green Arson
Five McMansions were torched outside Seattle in what may have been eco-terrorism. But the locals aren't unhappy

3/9/08

Criminalizing Home Schoolers

Good... Those kids turn out really creepy 9 times out of 10!

3/9/08

Hillary is a "monster"

Obama aide forced out for calling Clinton 'a monster'
Samantha Power, a Pulitzer Prize-winning Harvard professor, resigns after making disparaging remarks about the former first lady

Obama aide quits over Clinton "monster" comment

Obama's people are not quite ready for prime time it would seem...

3/8/08

Colin Powell's Ex-Aide Wilkerson: McCain is ‘arrogant,’ his advisers ’scare me.’

3/8/08

Clinton again raises running with Obama

3/8/08

McCain rejects anti-Catholic views

Too little too late...

3/8/08

Obama still owes answers on house deal
If he doesn't speak up, Rezko questions will 'go on forever'

3/8/08

Obama camp slams Clinton for secrecy

3/8/08

Lawmakers take aim at CEO compensation

3/8/08

Iraq: Shiite stronghold is not safe

Iraqi militia leader: My influence is waning

3/8/08

Baghdad blast toll rises, deadliest in months

3/8/08

Iranian cleric calls for anti-US votes

3/8/08

Women bear brunt of Iraq bloodshed

3/8/08

Iraqi president meets with Turkey leader

Iraq, Turkey vow to boost ties, act against Kurdish rebels

3/8/08

Bush: Economy has slowed

Yes you idiot, it's called a recession!

3/8/08

Retiree couple needs $225K for medical

3/8/08

Home equity slips below 50%
Federal Reserve says homeowners' debt on their houses exceeds their equity for the first time since 1945.

Homeowner equity is lowest since 1945

3/8/08

Gas Prices up, Production Down: $5.19 for Regular
on the Central Coast where you can expect to pay more than $5 a gallon

3/8/08

Judge: Money for Baptist school is wrong
Franklin Circuit Court Special Judge Roger Crittenden ruled that state funding for the school's pharmacy building violated portions of the Kentucky Constitution that guarantee religious freedom and that public money for education should not be spent on any "church, sectarian or denominational school." None of the funds was given to the school.

3/8/08

Dean Urges Do-Over Voting in Fla., Mich.

Pressure mounts for state to redo Democratic contest

Why you might ask...

If allowed, Florida, Michigan could tip nomination

3/7/08

The Primary to End All Primaries?

3/7/08

9/11 attacks harm First Amendment
The shadow of the Sept. 11 terror attacks is eclipsing press freedom and other constitutional safeguards in the United States

3/7/08

Breaking: Obama raises $55 million in February

Clinton nets $3M in 24 hours, aims to double it

3/7/08

Obama momentum slowed by 'Archie Bunker' voters says Ohio County Commissioner

Oh boy... did they just play the race card?

3/7/08

FCC official wants probe of "60 Minutes" black-out

3/7/08

Sadistic marine filmed hurling puppy off cliff
A yelping sound is heard as it flies through the air.

Investigation into Marine Animal Abuse

'Puppy Torture' Video Sparks Outrage, Military Investigation

3/7/08

Care for injured vets raises questions

3/7/08

U.S. troops buy own gear for safety
More REI than M.A.S.H., Commando is regularly jam-packed with deploying grunts and sergeants, poking around for custom gear including $200 flashlights, $150 Oakley protective sunglasses, $180 Thinsulate boots, and $20 thermal socks.

Nice! Making big money off the troops. Now thats smart capitalism in action.

3/7/08

3/7/08

'We Did It' Letters Eyed in NY Bombing

Times Square bombing caught on tape
Blast damages military recruiting offices, causes no injuries

No one hurt in anti-war statement.

3/7/08

Baghdad bomb blasts kill 8 as U.S. says withdrawing troops

In this report by Reuters are they suggesting there is a correlation between the two?

Update: Baghdad bombs kill 53 as U.S. says withdrawing troops

3/7/08

Foreclosures hit all-time high
2:25pm: Over 900,000 borrowers are losing their homes, up 71% from a year ago, and a record number of home owners are behind on payments. more

U.S. home foreclosures hit record high

U.S. foreclosures at record, household wealth falls

3/7/08

U.S. household wealth dips for first time since 2002

3/7/08

Service sector still weak
Despite rebound, report on businesses such as retail, finance and transportation shows second straight reading of contraction.

3/7/08

More signs of job weakness
Two employment reports show February was another difficult month for jobs.

Why the job market is worse than you think
An unemployment rate of 5% is low by historic standards. But the number of people out of work for long stretches is rising dramatically.

3/7/08

Productivity slows, labor costs rise
Fourth-quarter productivity rate revised slightly higher, but still well below the prior quarter; labor costs up at the end of 2007.

3/7/08

Notice Any Similarities?

Atheist soldier says Army punished him
A soldier claimed Wednesday that his promotion was blocked because he had claimed in a lawsuit that the Army was violating his right to be an atheist.

Soldier: Army blocked promotion over religion

If they hate us for our freedoms... I guess this must make them like us a little.

3/7/08

Obama and Clinton ready for long battle

Clinton sees new race; Obama talks tough

POLL: Obama and Clinton Lead McCain; Change vs. Experience Is the Roadmap

3/6/08

Do-over in Michigan and Florida?

A Revote In Florida and Michigan?

3/6/08

McCain and Bush's Awkward Embrace

McCain faces high hurdles (Bush, money woes, Iraq)

3/6/08

Behind the Wiretapping Immunity Fight

Chill Out
The hot topic of conversation right now is the proposition that a long, drawn-out Democratic primary runs the risk of destroying the party and putting John McCain in the White House.

Let 'em duke it out
The Obama-Clinton drama is good for voters and the Democratic Party. And bad for John McCain.

3/6/08

Republicans Warn of Contempt Citation on FDA Records
Republican lawmakers said they would support a contempt citation against President George W. Bush's health secretary if he didn't provide information in an investigation into the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

3/6/08

Video appears to show Marine abusing puppy
The military is investigating a "shocking and deplorable" YouTube video that shows Marine, David Mortari, throwing a puppy off a rocky cliff.

Just another step deeper into our moral abyss...

3/6/08

Palestinians say peace talks back on

But...

Abbas Says No Talks Without Gaza Truce

3/6/08

Iraq recruits tribes to combat oil smugglers

3/6/08

US denies new Iraq talks with Iran

3/6/08

America for sale

Government: U.S. needs foreign cash

So Bush devalues the dollar so we can become the Wal-Mart of the world!

Dollar stumbles to another record low against euro

3/6/08

Congress targeting corporate tax dodgers in Cayman trip
More than $100 billion in uncollected taxes may be related to corporate tax havens

3/6/08

Fed: Economy has weakened

3/6/08

Oil nears $105 for the first time
Unexpected drop in crude supplies, OPEC decision send prices to record high.

Oil jumps on surprise supply drop

3/6/08

Rocky U.S. markets highlight retirement insecurity

3/6/08

Bush: US must 'get off oil'

General Motors says states must do more to promote biofuels

When faced with this picture I somehow cannot take this seriously...

3/6/08

Industry trying to block smog cleanup

3/6/08

California Supreme Court hears gay marriage case

3/6/08

A Super Wednesday For Clinton And McCain

Clinton wins Ohio and Texas

Clinton wins Texas, Ohio and R.I.

Clinton: Campaign has 'turned a corner'

Updated: And now for the Clinton comeback?

and...

McCain Clinches GOP Nod

McCain Wins GOP Nomination, Huckabee Finally Concedes

3/5/08

Bush to endorse John McCain

3/5/08

Obama guns for Clinton on 'Super Tuesday II'

Clinton under pressure as Ohio and Texas vote

Another make-or-break, do-or-die primary day

Voting brisk at North Texas polling sites, crowds expected tonight

3/5/08

POLL: Should She Stay or Should She Go?
By a Large Margin, Dems Want Clinton to Remain in Race Even if She Loses Texas or Ohio

3/5/08

Bush backs Colombian president

3/5/08

Bush Presses House for Surveillance Bill

3/5/08

Selling your soul to a gay bashing, catholic hating, anti-semite... Gotta' love those Republicans!

Pastor John Hagee Defends Himself

Hagee digs his heels in on past comments

Boy this guy sounds radioactive... Everyone must be running away from him... Ummm, never mind.

Catholics take note: McCain, Huckabee Vie for bigots support

3/5/08

Farrakhan's Support For Obama? Hugely Controversial. Hagee's Backing Of McCain? No Problem.

3/5/08

"Ohh Ohh Ohh Ooops!"

The Gaza Bombshell
Report: Bush Backed Covert Coup Attempt Against Hamas

3/5/08

Iran to provide power to Iraq
Iran plans to link its electrical grid with neighboring Iraq as part of another "extended area of cooperation" between the countries.

3/5/08

Iran calls new UN sanctions `worthless'

3/5/08

Military: Iran supporting Iraq militias

Iran still backing extremists in Iraq: US general

This was probably just a coincidence then...

Iraq bombs kill 19 despite Iran visit security

3/5/08

US Admitting More Iraqi Refugees

3/5/08

Stocks sink on bleak corporate forecasts

3/5/08

Don't expect another bull market
Stock returns may never be the same - at least for this generation of investors.

3/5/08

Fed official: Economy trumps inflation
In a speech given to economists, the president of the Philadelphia Fed said monetary policy needs to fix the economic slump and worry about inflation later.

3/5/08

He don't look so good...

Fed chief: Mortgage crisis to continue

3/5/08

OPEC unlikely to raise output
OPEC has virtually ruled out pumping more oil to ease record-high prices, key oil ministers signaled Tuesday on the eve of a cartel meeting.

3/5/08

Limbaugh Caller Says Obama Reminds Daughter of Cartoon Monkey

That's a classy demographic you're working with Rush ol' boy!

3/5/08

Trouble In Paradise!

'Soft' Press Sharpens Its Focus on Obama

This is why that conclusion may be being drawn...

Canadian memo recounts meeting

Obama Denies Assuring Canada on NAFTA

Obama on defense over Canada memo on NAFTA

Here's the problem...

In a memo obtained by AP, Obama's senior economic adviser told Canadian officials that the debate over free trade was "political positioning".

Here's some more...

Former Obama booster faces charges

Obama pushes away from indicted donor

Trial begins of former Chicago Obama fundraiser

Is the honeymoon really over?!?!?!

3/4/08

Clinton to press ahead after primaries

3/4/08

Iraq casts shadow on Ohio, Texas votes

3/4/08

Delegate math could cloud results

3/4/08

Limbaugh urges listeners to vote for Clinton

3/4/08

Clinton hammers Obama on NAFTA before crucial primaries

3/4/08

Bush says gains in Iraq will continue

3/4/08

U.S.: Troops find 14 bodies shot in the head in Iraq

3/4/08

Iraq Needs Strides in Economy and Governance to Cut Attacks, a Top General Says

3/4/08

Iran's president: No one likes Americans

Ahmadinejad: US power crippling in Iraq

Ahmadinejad's Iraq visit bolsters Iran's influence

3/4/08

New Iran sanctions target some civilian goods
The U.N. Security Council approved a third round of sanctions against Iran , sending a strong signal to Tehran that its refusal to suspend uranium enrichment is unacceptable and becoming increasingly costly.

See... Isn't that easier than blowing the living hell out of them?

3/4/08

New recession worry: Bank failures
Construction loan problems threaten spike in smaller bank failures and add to worry over credit crunch.

3/4/08

February auto sales tumble, Detroit hit hardest

3/4/08

Stocks flat after weak economic data

3/4/08

Oil hits record high, hurting nearly all

3/4/08

Buffett: economy 'essentially in a recession'
Financial guru says weakness in retail, housing constitute recession 'by any commonsense definition.'

3/4/08

There's the face of a true believer!

Storms' Evolution Bill Lets Teachers Contradict Theory
Florida Sen. Ronda Storms, a Republican from Valrico, is taking on the theory of evolution.

Will the battle on science and evolution move to the Florida Legislature?

How embarrassing...

3/4/08

Religion Study Finds Many Pews Abandoned

3/4/08

"Heckuva job you're doing... By the way you'll never get out of here! "

Bush won't promise further troop cuts

3/3/08

Obama Adviser Denies Trade Remarks

3/3/08

Obama slams Clinton on homestrech

3/3/08

Reyes: Deal soon on eavesdropping law
The House Intelligence Committee chairman expects a compromise soon on renewal of an eavesdropping law that could provide legal protections for telecommunications companies as President Bush has insisted.

3/3/08

Dean hits McCain's integrity: 'He doesn't seem to have any'
"Here's a guy who's a typical situational ethicist. He runs on his integrity, but he doesn't seem to have any ...

3/3/08

Bush's Texas neighbor draws gun
Gun incident near President Bush's ranch

I guess there's something in the water in Crawford Texas that makes you mentally unstable and prone to preemptive strikes...

3/3/08

Thriving Taliban drugs show Afghan woes

US: Afghan Opium Crop Hurts Democracy

3/3/08

New al-Qaida book defends violence
Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader wrote a book published Sunday on militant Islamic Web sites in which he slams radical militants who have disavowed armed struggle and turned their backs on violence.

3/3/08

US military kills al-Qaida leader

3/3/08

Ahmadinejad: US fueling Iraqi violence

Ahmadinejad lashes out at US on historic Iraq trip

3/3/08

Military Divorce Rate Holding Steady

3/3/08

Iraq war hits U.S. economy: Nobel winner
The Iraq war has contributed to the U.S. economic slowdown and is impeding an economic recovery, Nobel-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz says

3/3/08

Asian markets tumble on Wall Street drop

Recession fears hammer Asian stocks, dollar

3/3/08

Liquor maker profit rises

With the state of the economy I know i've started drinking more!!!!

3/3/08

Wall Street casts wary eye on economy
3:19pm: Reports on manufacturing, jobs could make investors jittery in the coming week

3/3/08

Oil giant Saudi to become solar power centre: minister

3/3/08

School Bans Hugs Over 2 Seconds

3/3/08

Bush: Listen to Generals on Troop Levels

We would if you didn't fire them every time they disagreed with you!

3/2/08

Obama aide: Clinton will ‘fail' Tuesday

3/2/08

Democratic Voters More Diverse This Year

3/2/08

Farrakhan: Stick With Obama
Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan said any of his backers who also support Sen. Barack Obama's candidacy shouldn't be dissuaded by the senator's denunciation of him.

3/2/08

Bush: Stop illegal online drug sales

WOW! This guy is on the ball... That is if the ball exists last decade!

3/2/08

Why Is Obama's Middle Name Taboo?

Because it's being used to drum up an irrational fear of Muslims in the ignorant and uninformed... That's why!

3/2/08

US: Iraqi women bomber trainer caught

Iraqi women bomber trainer... That's really sad and bizarre sounding at the same time!

3/2/08

Iraq casualties rise again after Qaeda bombs
Violent civilian deaths in Iraq rose 36% in February from the previous month after large-scale bombings blamed on al Qaeda, Iraqi government figures showed.

But wait there's heart warming nesw as well that'll make you feel happy all over!!!

Troop deaths in Iraq drop in February

3/2/08

Iraq Buys 700,000 Tons US, Australian, Canadian Wheat-Traders

3/2/08

Baghdad embassy project in trouble

3/2/08

US patrol shoots Iraqi civilian

3/2/08

Consumer spending stalls

3/2/08

Consumer sentiment, regional factories sound recession bell

3/2/08

Fed officials vow to keep watch on inflation

Congress in turmoil over Air Force tanker decision

3/2/08

Top 10 'abuses' of religion on the campaign trail
In a regrettable campaign for “pastor-in-chief,’’ the Interfaith Alliance has come up with a reveiew of the “unholy use of religion in the presidential campaign.'' As in any good review, they have a Top 10 list – topped by Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama.

3/2/08

US upholds key stem cell patent

3/2/08

Mukasey won't pursue contempt probe of Bush aides

Attorney general declines to investigate Bush advisers

And the culture of corruption keeps on truckin' along...

3/1/08

GOP frets over Democratic fundraising

3/1/08

Black delegates under pressure to switch to Obama
African-American superdelegates facing growing racial pressure and threats

3/1/08

Bush aide and former right-hand man for Karl Rove resigns over plagiarism
A White House official who served as President Bush's middleman with conservatives and Christian groups resigned Friday after admitting to plagiarism.

3/1/08

McCain seeks distance from pastor
McCain Stands By Pastor Who Calls Catholic Church "The Great Whore"

3/1/08

Gay Clinton Backers Defect to Obama, Eroding Her Base

3/1/08

Air Force 'Big Brother' Blocks Blogs, Content Sites

They fight for freedom but can't write about it... You gotta' be kidding me!

3/1/08

Iraq OKs execution of 'Chemical Ali'

Hoo-ray! Another hanging!!!! Weeeeeeee....?

3/1/08

US reducing investigators in Iraq
The U.S. plans to reduce the number of auditors and investigators at its development agency in Baghdad, The Associated Press has learned.

3/1/08

Gates pressures Turkey on Iraq

Bush says: Turkey should leave northern Iraq 'as quickly as possible'

Ha... Turky must be thinking that you guys went into Iraq for no good reason. Who are you to tell us... Ummm, never mind!

Turkish troops withdraw from Iraq

Turkey wraps up Iraq offensive, says objectives achieved

3/1/08

Brutal selloff on Wall Street
Dow tumbles 315 points, the second worst day of the year for stocks...

Stocks fall (again!) sharply on economic worries

3/1/08

Industry bracing for 100 bank failures
What bad banking news means to you... Bank profits falling and some are expected to fail

3/1/08

Oil touches $103 a barrel
Crude futures retreat from the new record as the dollar strengthens and Turkish forces pull out of northern Iraq.

3/1/08

Dollar: It will only get worse
Greenback likely to stay under pressure in near term but find relied by mid-year, currency experts argue.

3/1/08

The Economy: A Mix of Bad News

3/1/08

Pope, ahead of U.S. trip, speaks of abortion, gays
Pope Benedict, ahead of his first trip to the United States, praised Americans on Friday who oppose gay marriage and abortion...

Hey Pope... since you are someone who will never have sex with either a man or woman as well as someone who will never have children, may I invite you to shut up!

3/1/08

Famed geneticist creating life form that turns CO2 to fuel
Simple organisms can be genetically re-engineered to produce vaccines or octane-based fuels as waste, according to Venter.

An organism that can be genetically modified to replace oil... Hmmm, no wonder Bush hates this genetic engineering!

3/1/08