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MARCH 2006


Abramoff Gets Minimum Sentence
Former Lobbyist to Spend 5 Years, 10 Months in Prison

Abramoff Sentenced to Nearly 6 Years in Prison in Fraud Case

Ex-lobbyist Abramoff gets prison sentence
Fraud in Florida casino deal fetches 6 years in federal prison

3/29/06


Ahhh... That's The Freedom On The March Thing

Hamas Formally Takes Over Government

3/29/06


And So It Begins...

Top White House aide Card resigns
Budget director Bolten named successor

In 1st Major Shift of 2nd Term, Bush Looks to Inner Circle

Under Bolten’s Leadership, Federal Debt Ballooned By $1.8 Trillion In 34 Months

3/28/06


Hmm, I Like The Sound Of That!

Republicans On The Run
As midterm campaigns gear up, Bush's party fears a backlash that could end its 12-year hold on the House

3/27/06


What A Nut Job... Richard Reed Was My Co-Pilot... He Couldn't Even Light His Own Shoe On Fire!?!?!

Moussaoui: White House was my 9/11 target
Al Qaeda conspirator takes stand against his lawyers' wishes

3/27/06


Lying Little Chickenhawk Prick!

Bush Was Set on Path to War, Memo by British Adviser Says

But behind closed doors, the president was certain that war was inevitable. During a private two-hour meeting in the
Oval Office on Jan. 31, 2003, he made clear to Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain that he was determined to invade
Iraq without the second resolution, or even if international arms inspectors failed to find unconventional weapons, said a
confidential memo about the meeting written by Mr. Blair's top foreign policy adviser and reviewed by The New York Times.

3/26/06


Anti-Bush Cries Get Louder
...fledgling impeachment movement threatens to topple a presidency

3/26/06


Wave of Violence Kills at Least 81 Iraqis
Police found 30 more victims of the sectarian slaughter ravaging Iraq -- most of them beheaded -- dumped on a village road
north of Baghdad on Sunday. At least 16 other Iraqis were killed in a U.S.-backed raid in a Shiite neighborhood of the capital.


Senate hearing set on move to censure Bush

3/26/06


With Friends Like These...

Russia denies spying on US for Iraq
Russia yesterday sought to dismiss claims that it had a spy inside the US military headquarters during the invasion
of Iraq, and that it passed on information about the American battle plan to Saddam Hussein and his regime.

3/26/06



Par For The Course... Bush Gets A Job Through Nepotism, Screws It All To Hell, Then Runs
Away And Leaves The Mess For Someone More Competent To Clean Up. What A Fuck Up!

Bush Says U.S. Troops Will Stay in Iraq Past '08
GOP Unrest Dismissed As Sign of Election Year

3/22/06


Your Tax Dollars At Work For Everyone Else But You!

Grants Flow To Bush Allies On Social Issues
Federal Programs Direct At Least $157 Million

3/22/06


Army Dog Handler Is Convicted in Detainee Abuse at Abu Ghraib

3/22/06


You Don't Go To War With The Info You Want, You Go To War With The Info You Buy!

Iraqi Official, Paid by C.I.A., Gave Account of Weapons

3/22/06


One Man's Sectarian Violence Is Another Man's Civil War!

...

Former Iraq PM: 'We Are In Civil War'

Chuck Hagel: Generals have told me we're in a Civil War

Iraq's civil war threat tests US military strategy
 'There is a strategy for the insurgency, which is 'get out'. There is not a strategy to respond to a civil war.’

'Civil war' could be little more than semantics
CIVIL WAR - War between geographical sections or political factions of the same nation.

- Or -

U.N. envoy: No civil war in Iraq
Iraq is in the throes of "vicious, sectarian conflict" but U.S. and Iraqi forces will
not allow it to escalate to civil war, the top U.N. envoy in Iraq said Thursday.

Bush Still Upbeat on Outcome In Iraq
On Third Anniversary Of Invasion, President Foresees 'Victory'

Cheney: Iraq not in civil war, predicts success

3/19/06


That's Not A Good Thing!

Iraqi police report details civilians' deaths at hands of U.S. troops
Iraqi police have accused American troops of executing 11 people, including a 75-year-old woman and a
6-month-old infant, in the aftermath of a raid last Wednesday on a house about 60 miles north of Baghdad.

3/19/06


Oh Shut Up!

US evangelicals warn Republicans
Prominent leaders from the Christian right have warned Republicans they must do more to advance conservative
values ahead of the US mid-term elections.Their message to Congress, controlled by Republicans, is "must do better".

- Related Reading -

'American Theocracy'
Tying Religion and Politics to an Impending U.S. Decline

3/17/06


Protests planned for Iraq war's third anniversary
Thousands expected in Australia, Japan; 100,000 in London

Anti-war activists demanding coalition troops pull out of Iraq held or planned marches and
rallies across the world Saturday to mark the third anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion.

3/17/06


 

Ginsburg Faults GOP Critics, Cites a Threat From 'Fringe'
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg assailed the court's congressional critics in a recent speech overseas, saying
their efforts "fuel" an "irrational fringe" that threatened her life and that of a colleague, former justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

3/17/06


Bush battered by US pessimism, leadership doubts

Poll: Pessimism about Iraq war growing

3/17/06


How Pathetically Transparent... Low Poll Numbers... Bomb 'Em!

   
How many Iraqis gotta' die to get them poll numbers up! Yee-haw, who cares!!!!!

U.S. Begins Big Assault in Iraq; New Parliament Convenes

Largest Air Assault Since '03 Begins
U.S., Iraqis Launch 'Operation Swarmer'

U.S., Iraqis launch raid on insurgent hotbed
About 1,500 Iraqi and American forces stormed into a restive region north of the
capital Thursday, searching for insurgents and terrorists, the U.S. military said.

3/16/06


Left-Wing Organization Advocating... Pacifism!?!?!?!

FBI Took Photos of Antiwar Activists in 2002
An FBI report from November 2002 indicates that an agent photographed members of the Thomas Merton Center as they handed out leaflets
opposing the impending war in Iraq. The report called the group a "left-wing organization advocating, among many political causes, pacifism."

3/15/06


   

Iraq Edges Closer to Open Civil Warfare

Iraqi authorities discovered at least 87 corpses — men shot to death execution-style — as Iraq edged closer to open civil warfare.
Twenty-nine of the bodies, dressed only in underwear, were dug out of a single grave Tuesday in a Shiite neighborhood of Baghdad.

3/15/06


Old Loony's At It Again...

Pat Robertson: Radical Muslims Are Motivated By Satan

700 Club website scrubbed Robertson's controversial comments calling Muslims "satanic" - VIDEO

3/15/06


Hope Ya'll Saved Your Tax Refunds... You're Gonna Need 'Em

Snow warns Congress: US government's cash running out

3/15/06


Iraq drives Bush's rating to new low
Americans pessimistic on war as president launches new push

Growing dissatisfaction with the war in Iraq has driven President Bush's approval rating to
a new low of 36 percent, according to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll released Monday.

Question: In view of the developments since we first sent our troops to Iraq,
do you think the United States made a mistake in sending troops to Iraq, or not?

3/13/06


Democrat Feingold to Propose Censure of Bush Over Wiretapping

3/12/06


Shocked I Tell You... A Dishonest Member Of The Bush Cabinet... SHOCKED!

Arrest of Ex-Bush Aide Shocks Associates
"When I heard the story last night, I was shocked"... Bush said yesterday.

3/11/06


Breaking: Sandra Day O'Connor rips into GOP, DeLay, Cornyn, and warns of the "beginnings" of dictatorship

3/10/06


Oh No, I Hope They Don't Start To Irrationally Despise Us... That Would Be Awful!

Port Deal's Collapse Stirs Fears of Repercussions in Mideast Ties
President Bush expressed concern on Friday that the Congressional opposition that prevented a state-owned Dubai company from
taking over some terminal operations at six American ports could have a broader negative effect by alienating allies in the Middle East.

3/10/06


Interior Secretary Norton to step down
Interior Secy. Norton Resigns As Her Dept. Reveals More Connections To Abramoff Scandal...

3/10/06


Now This Is Classy

Vernon Robinson is running for Congress in North Carolina and he uses the Twilight Zone theme
to attack gays, judges, African Americans and just about anything or anyone else you can think of.

Click here to watch the video
Vernon Robinson's sick commercial

3/10/06


Bush Has An "Ouchie"... hehehehee!

Dubai Firm Gives Up Stake in U.S. Ports
Announcement appears to head off major confrontation brewing between Congress and the Bush administration over the controversial deal

Dubai Company to Transfer U.S. Ports to American Company
The decision came just hours after Republican leaders told President Bush that Congress would act soon to block the deal.

UAE firm to transfer port operations to U.S. 'entity'
Sources: House, Senate leaders tell Bush deal appears dead

United Arab Emirates-owned DP World said Thursday it would transfer its operations of American ports to a U.S. "entity"
after congressional leaders reportedly told President Bush that the firm's takeover deal was essentially dead on Capitol Hill.

3/9/06


America's Abu Ghraib torture prison to close

3/9/06


Abramoff Says Top Republicans Were Allies

DeLay, Norquist & Reed Involved in Abramoff Scandal

3/9/06


Congress declares war on ports deal
House committee votes 62-2 to block White House approval

Congress sent its first shot across President Bush's bow Wednesday, as the House Appropriations Committee voted
62-2 to block a controversial deal that would allow Dubai Ports World to operate some terminals at U.S. ports.

3/9/06


"harm and pain"

U.S.: Iran remarks 'provocative'
The United States has dismissed Iran's comments that it can inflict "harm and pain" on Washington for its
role in pushing for U.N. Security Council action over Tehran's refusal to halt its nuclear program.

3/9/06


Apparently It's Alright To Mess With Texas... They Are Too Dumb To Realize When It Happens!

DeLay wins GOP primary
Despite being indicted and relegated to the back benches, Rep. Tom DeLay's political stock remained strong
enough with the folks back home for him to win Tuesday night's primary election in his Houston-area district.

3/9/06


I Feel So Much Safer Now!

G.O.P. Plan Would Allow Spying Without Warrants

FBI Cites More Than 100 Possible Eavesdropping Violations

3/9/06


No Wonder We Have To Sell Our Ports!

U.S. Annual War Spending Grows
Even With Troop Cutbacks, Costs in Iraq, Afghanistan Will Reach $117.6 Billion

3/8/06


So That's Who We Should Bame, Eh Georgie?

Bush: Congress 'Shortchanged' New Orleans
Touring Gulf Coast, President Calls for Restoration of $1.5 Billion for Levee Repairs

3/8/06


Looks Like Things Are Back To Normal... Thanks Liberators!

Iraqi Police Are Tied to Abuses and Deaths, U.S. Review Finds
Iraqi police units, often infiltrated and even dominated by members of sectarian militias, continue to be linked to
arbitrary arrests and to the torture, rape and sometimes death of detainees, the State Department reported Wednesday.

3/8/06


I Am So Thankfully In The Minority

Gallup: More Than Half of Americans Reject Evolution, Back Bible

3/8/06


Bush Proposes Law to Give the President Line-Item Veto Power

3/7/06


At Least Jessica Lynch Got To Stay Alive As The Bush Administration Pimped Her Out!

Army Ordered to Look Again at Battle Death

In a rare rebuke of military investigators, the Defense Department inspector general has told the Army
to open a criminal inquiry into the shooting death of Cpl. Pat Tillman, the former professional football
player whose enlistment in the Army drew national attention, Pentagon officials said Saturday.

3/5/06


Still With The Freakin' Cartoons? Get Over It Already!

Bin Laden's No. 2 condemns Mohammed cartoons
New video also congratulates Palestinian Hamas victory

Al Qaeda's Zawahri calls for strikes against West

3/4/06


Who's A Crazy Pizza Mogul... You Are... Yes You Are!

'Pizza pope' builds a Catholic heaven

Halfway to Heaven
A Catholic millionaire's dream town draws fire.

ACLU opposes creation of 'Catholic town'
Domino's Pizza founder wants to build new town with 'Catholic values'

3/4/06


Pentagon reveals Guantanamo names
The US defence department has released the names and nationalities of some of the inmates detained at its Guantanamo Bay prison in Cuba.

3/4/06



Click & Play

My favorite spin is when the Bush appologists claim the President was only told that the "Levies could
be topped" and not that they would be "Breached"! They have got to be fucking kidding... Don't They?

Ex-FEMA director admits errors, calls for Chertoff's resignation
Brown admits he should have gone public with concerns sooner

Blanco Wrong on Levees, Video Indicates

Video: Bush, Chertoff Warned Before Katrina

Op/Ed - Caught on Tape

3/4/06


Bush arrives in Pakistan to protests
Presidents to hold anti-terrorism talks on Saturday

Pakistan Is Tense as Bush Arrives on 24-Hour Visit

3/3/06


Oh Dukester, A Fucking Bribe Menu!?!

Crooked congressman going to prison
Cunningham sentenced to 8 years, 4 months for taking bribes

Convicted Ex-Congressman Kept 'Bribe Menu'
Prosecutors Say Cunningham Priced His Illegal Services

3/3/06


Goodness! Who Would Have Ever Guessed She Was Crooked?

Katherine Harris Caught Up in Bribery Scandal
Campaign Donations From Defense Contractor Under Scrutiny

Harris Requested Funds At Behest of Contractor

3/3/06


Find Out If Your Being Spyed On

Make a FOIA Request
Under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), anyone has the right to request information from the government.

3/3/06


Ex-Official: Iraq Abuses Growing Worse
Human rights abuses in Iraq are as bad now as they were under Saddam Hussein, as lawlessness
and sectarian violence sweep the country, the former U.N. human rights chief in Iraq said Thursday.

3/3/06


Damn Damn Damn HIPPIES!!!!!!!!!

Teacher Suspended After Comparing Bush To Hitler
Teacher On Paid Leave After Criticizing Bush

3/3/06


What Bush Was Told About Iraq
The president received highly classified intelligence reports containing information at odds with his justifications for going to war.

3/3/06


How Did Such Criminally Stupid People Come To Be In Power????

Abramoff's Credit Card Bill Outs DeLay Trip

3/3/06


I Assure you It Was All Above Board... NOT!

Exclusive: How Santorum got $8.5 million for his charity's largest donor

3/3/06


Well That Makes Perfect Sence!

US warns companies over Israel boycott

The United States has threatened to fine US companies that take part in an Arab lead economic boycott of Israel. (I Guess D.W.P. doesn't Count?)

3/1/06