OCTOBER 2006

Vice President Dick Cheney said dunking terror suspects in water is OK if it
saves lives. The statement was not a torture endorsement, the White House says.

White House denies Cheney hailed 'water boarding'

White House denies Cheney OK'd torture

Yeah, The fuck doesn't consider waterboarding torture!

10/27/06

Iraq PM, U.S. envoy issue rare statement

10/27/06

The Year Of Playing Dirtier
Negative Ads Get Positively Surreal

10/27/06

Economy weakest in three years

10/27/06

IG: Halliburton subsidiary abused rules

10/27/06

Webb on sex passage recital: 'It's smear after smear'

10/27/06

U.S. death toll in Iraq worst in a year

So...

Rumsfeld tells war critics to 'back off'

10/26/06

Another Family Values Lovin' Republican Likes 'Em Young!

Trandahl Names Kolbe as a 'Problem' With Page Program, Source Says

10/26/06

G.O.P. Yanks Ford Mudslide Ad

10/26/06

Poll: Middle class favoring Democrats

10/26/06

Bush OKs 700-mile border fence

10/26/06

Skull scandal 'disgusts' Germany

German embassies on alert after skull photo scandal

10/26/06

Ohio GOP Smears Al Franken In Press Release With Doctored Photo, Fabricated Quote

10/26/06

GOP blames Mich. governor for slayings

10/26/06

Frist to GOP hopefuls: Don't stress Iraq

Frist says: "Don't mention it and maybe no one will notice!"

10/25/06

Bush acknowledges U.S. concern on Iraq

Well that's mighty big of him...

10/25/06

During final election push, scandal sidelines Hastert

10/25/06

Voter registration lists may foil voters

10/25/06

WTF!?!?

U.S. considers adding troops in Baghdad

"Oooh what are they doing... It's a head fake... we're pulling out... bob and weave... we're sending more in! What idiots!"

10/25/06

Course correction? White House tosses Iraq mantra

How many times will the White House drop "stay the course" before the media notice it has purported to drop it before?

10/25/06

NAACP: Tenn. Senate ad plays to racism

10/25/06

Limbaugh on Michael J. Fox ad for MO Dem: "Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting"

"The fat prick must be off his meds as well"

10/25/06

Drug raid yields Los Alamos documents

10/25/06

It's Official... Bush Is Cuttin' And Runnin'

Iraq agrees to develop security timeline

But the story their sticking to...

Bush officials: No big move in Iraq plan

10/24/06

If You Ever Doubted That Republicans Are Scum Click The Link Below...

Tennessee Mud: Of Porn and Substance

10/24/06

Poll: Most Americans say no one winning in Iraq

10/24/06

Hastert goes before congressional panel

10/24/06

Dibold Is At It Again

Virginia ballot glitch chops names

Chicago voter info vulnerable to hackers

10/24/06

Schiavo opposes both Casey, Santorum

10/24/06

Masked men abducted U.S. soldier in Iraq, military says

No word on Army soldier missing in Iraq

10/24/06

Bartlett: White House flexible on Iraq

"Pinch me I think i'm in bizzaro world..."

10/23/06

The Culture Of Corruption In Full Swing

CBS: Corrupt arms deals cost Iraq $800M

10/23/06

Oh Those Classy Republicans!

Opponent denies calling Clinton ugly

Clinton foe: 'Whew' she was hideous before 'work'

"Isn't the old saying that politics is show business for ugly people?"

10/23/06

Top aide sits before page ethics panel

10/23/06

Turning On Each Other Like The Low Class Criminals They Really Are!

Ooooh, i'll give you such a pinch!

GOP losses could spark partisan warfare

10/23/06

Bush: ‘We’ve Never Been Stay The Course’

"Well I certainly don't recall him or the Republican party ever using that phrase"

10/23/06

Attacks kill 44 in Iraq as Ramadan ends

10/23/06

Poll: Iraq Arab youth want U.S. to leave

10/23/06

Bush to shift message to healthy economy

"Like we're dogs watching him swictch a tennis ball from hand to hand?"

10/23/06

Taliban leader warns of carnage

10/23/06

The Mother Of All Heists
60 Minutes' Steve Kroft Reports On Disappearance Of More Than $500 Million To Equip Iraqi Army

10/23/06

How Foley Skirted Rules To Pursue Relationships

10/23/06

U.S. sees deadliest month of '06 in Iraq

U.S. military deaths in Iraq hit 2,791

10/22/06

Diplomat cites U.S. 'stupidity' in Iraq
A senior U.S. diplomat said the United States had shown "arrogance" and "stupidity" in Iraq but
was now ready to talk with any group except Al-Qaida in Iraq to facilitate national reconciliation.

"arrogance" and "stupidity", hmmmmm... Who does that remind you of?

10/22/06

Democrats: More seats coming into play

10/22/06

More human remains found at ground zero

10/22/06

Schroeder: Bush's faith raised suspicion
Schroeder said he could not reconcile himself with the feeling that
religion was the driving force behind many of Bush's political decisions.

10/22/06

U.N. Says Iraq Seals Data on the Civilian Toll

10/22/06

Bombs rip though holiday market in Iraq

10/22/06

Google's New PAC Skews Republican

10/22/06

Gop Policies Making You Feel Safer?

Horn of Africa may be next terror front

Troops mass and the unhappy Horn of Africa totters toward regional war

Ethiopia's prime minister says he has sent military trainers to Somalia

10/21/06

Deadly clashes erupt in second Iraq town

Mortar rounds hit Iraqi market; 18 dead

Many Iraqis Look to Gunmen as Protectors

10/21/06

Sex scandals dominate midterm elections

Campaign '06: The G.O.P. Gets Nervous in Tennessee

10/21/06

I Go Just As Soon As The Bush Twins Book A Flight

Iraq Kurdistan launches tourism campaign

10/21/06

Bush, top generals review Iraq strategy

10/21/06

Bush: I won't change strategy in Iraq

10/20/06

Shiite militia briefly seizes Amarah

10/20/06

GOP terrorism ad sparks Democratic furor

GOP terror strategy no longer foolproof

10/20/06

Does The Name Mark Foley Mean Anything?

Ads accuse Dems of not protecting kids

10/20/06

Just Another Offshoot Of The Republican Party... They Have A Big Tent Ya'know

Skinhead violence surging, watchdog group says

10/20/06

Homeland Security Was So All Over This One... Whew I Feel Safe!

Stadium hoax was prank by grocery clerk

10/20/06

It's All A Bunch Of Maccaca!

Allen faces questions on Iraq war stance

10/20/06

NYC to look for more remains at WTC site

10/20/06

After 3 And A Half Years And 3,000 Dead Americans...

U.S. to rethink Baghdad peace efforts

but...

White House rules out proposals to end Iraq war

10/19/06

Bush acknowledges Iraq-Vietnam war comparison

10/19/06

Oopsie!

Judge orders Cheney visitor logs opened
A federal judge has ordered the Bush administration to release information about who visited Vice President Dick Cheney's
office and personal residence, an order that could spark a late election-season debate over lobbyists' White House access.

10/19/06

top aide to House Speaker Dennis Hastert was informed of "all issues dealing with the page program,"

10/19/06

Rice: Won't coerce allies on N. Korea

"You mean it wont be like when we sent Richard Armitage to tell Pakistan that we would
bomb them back to the stone age if they didn't become one of the coalition of the willing?"

10/19/06

U.S. anti-terror law concerns Red Cross

10/19/06

secretary of state James Baker

Former top aide may offer Bush way out of Iraq

Yeah, it's called cut and run...

Iraq a helluva mess: Baker

10/18/06

Burns: President keeping war plan quiet

I wasn't interested anyway... Were you?

10/18/06

Ministry: Iraq families join exodus to escape violence

Iraq reality check: The cost in lives lost

U.S. October death toll in Iraq hits 69

10/18/06

You've Got To Be Kidding Me!

Rick Santorum and the "Eye of Mordor"
...embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings."

10/18/06

Discontent with GOP finds way into Texas

10/18/06

At least 26 Afghan civilians killed

10/18/06

Uh-Oh!

N. Korea: Sanctions are war declaration

U.S. officials: N. Korea may be planning 2nd nuclear test

10/17/06

At Least They Are Killing Each Other Instead Of Us... Oh Happy Day!

Iraq struggles to halt sectarian bloodbath

I spoke too soon...

Coalition death toll in Iraq reaches 3,000

10/17/06

Three Cheers For Torture And The Dismantling Of The Bill Of Rights!

Bush signs terror interrogation law

Bush signs bill to interrogate, prosecute terror suspects

10/17/06

Report: Ex-lawmaker used committee seat for bribes

10/17/06

Awwww, That's Sweet!

AP: Reid used campaign funds for Christmas bonuses

10/17/06

Bush in a Snit

10/17/06

Poll: Foley scandal ranks low among election issues

10/16/06

U.S. joins Iraqis in city where 91 died

10/16/06

Saddam attacks prosecution witnesses

10/16/06

It's A Good Thing North Korea Dosen't Have Any WMD Or Bush Would Have To Do Something Serious About It!

"I'm a very reasonable man... Hee hee!"

Bush praises U.N. resolution on N. Korea

10/15/06

Weldon faces probe on daughter's deals

10/15/06

Won't Stop The Republicans From Dragging His Name Through The Mud

Studds, 1st openly gay congressman, dies

10/15/06

Iraqi police force facing shake-up

10/15/06

26 dead in Iraq 'revenge killings'

10/15/06

SUCKERS!

Book says Bush just using Christians
‘Tempting Faith’ author David Kuo worked for Bush from 2001 to 2003

Aide says White House mocked evangelicals

Evangelicals ridiculed while wooed, book contends

Tony Snow: Rove Denies Calling Evangelicals 'Nuts'

Conservatives Rally Against Bush Aide-Turned-Critic

10/14/06

Ney pleads guilty, says he'll resign

10/14/06

Air America Radio files Chapter 11

10/14/06

Shiites push for British troops to leave

10/14/06

Foley ethics probe to enter its 2nd week

10/14/06

Coalition Of The Not So Willing!

"Pip pip, cheerie-o, stiff upper lip, ta-ta for now!"

Report: British Army chief calls for Iraq pullout

U.K. army head said seeking Iraq pullout

10/13/06

Now That A War I Could Serve In!

Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants

10/13/06

Militiamen kill 11 at TV station in Iraq

10/13/06

How Rove twisted Foley's arm

10/13/06

Ex-aide testifies to ethics panel about Foley

House panel grills Foley's former aide

10/13/06

Bush Won't Attack North Korea... Of Course Not, They Actually Has WMD!

I'ms a-scared of lil' Kim Jong!

Bush says U.S. won't attack North Korea

10/12/06

Army: Troops to stay in Iraq until 2010

10/12/06

Polls: GOP put politics ahead of pages

10/12/06

2,660 Iraq civilians killed in September

Bush: Iraqis Willing To "Tolerate" Violence... (Video)

10/12/06

Shays on Foley handling: At least no one died

10/12/06

Blood On Our Hands... Shame On Bush And Shame On Us All!

Study: 655,000 Iraqis die because of war

10/11/06

Fire erupts at U.S. ammo dump in Iraq

10/11/06

Did Kim Jong Il Ever Test A Nuke While Clinton Was In Office... One Word, NO!

McCain criticizes Clinton on N. Korea

Rice: Bilateral talks with North Korea won't work

10/11/06

110 bullet-riddled bodies found in Baghdad

10/11/06

What A Delusional Putz!

O'Reilly: Like Iran, "the reason North Korea is causing trouble is that it wants to influence the November election"

10/11/06

Kolbe says he warned of Foley years ago

10/11/06

It's About F@&king Time!

The End of a Revolution
Sex, lies and power games are just the latest symptoms of a Republican Party that has strayed from its ideals

10/10/06

Democrats assail Bush's N. Korea policy

10/10/06

Gunmen assassinate brother of Iraq VP

10/10/06

Experts: N. Korea test may embolden Iran

10/10/06

"Predatory pedophiles are very humorous!" Says James Dobson

Echoing Drudge and Savage, Dobson and Henninger claimed Foley scandal is "sort of a joke" and a "prank" by pages

10/10/06

Hastert backs out of Pa. fundraiser

Poll: About half think Hastert should resign

10/10/06

Who Do You Believe?

Rumsfeld cites progress in Afghanistan

But...

NATO chief warns of Afghan tipping point

10/9/06

What A Racist Dullard!

AP: Allen didn't report stock options

10/9/06

When Loyalty Trumps Truth
The House of Bush is a feudal operation, except when it's an Oedipal one

10/9/06

State of Denial: Cheney Cursed Out Woodward Over Kissinger Revelations

10/9/06

Blitzer To GOP Rep: "Yes Or No: Do You Have Any Evidence" That Dems Knew About Foley Emails?...

10/9/06

Ex-Page Tells of Foley Liaison

10/9/06

GOP lawmakers seek to defend Hastert

10/9/06

Bush says he can edit security reports

10/8/06

Conflicting Accounts Leave Plot Holes in Foley Saga
House Ethics Committee and FBI Will Try to Sort Out Who Knew What -- and When

10/8/06

The Secret Letter From Iraq
A Marine's letter home, with its frank description of life in "Dante's inferno," has been
circulating through generals' in-boxes. We publish it here with the author's approval

10/8/06

GOP campaign chief: Sorry for not catching Foley's 'lies'

10/8/06

Iraq strife claims 30 more victims
Bomb rips Tal Afar; more bodies found in Baghdad

10/8/06

Lawmakers face scrutiny in House probe

10/8/06

Dems positioned to challenge GOP control

10/8/06

Insert your own joke caption here! (Waaay to easy!)

TIME Poll: The Foley Scandal Has Hurt the G.O.P.

10/7/06

Damn Cut And Run Republicans!

Leading Republican offers dismal view of Iraq
Senate Armed Services chairman says 'bold decisions' may be needed

10/7/06

Sailor: I saw Marines kill Iraqi civilian, fake crime scene

10/7/06

4,000 Iraq police killed in past 2 years

10/7/06

Huh?????

GOP prods Dems over Foley scandal

The spin the slime-bag republicans are putting on this scandal (blaming the dems and the media) is making my head explode!

10/7/06

How Al Qaeda views a long Iraq war

10/7/06

White House aide with ties to Abramoff resigns

White House aide to Rove resigns

10/7/06

Rumsfeld cites progress in Afghanistan

10/7/06

Panel approves subpoenas in page scandal

Ex-page says he got messages from Foley

Voters say scandals will affect votes

Hastert says he won't step aside over Foley scandal

Despite scandal, Bush supports Hastert

10/6/06

Baghdad battle bloodier for U.S. troops

10/6/06

Lotsa' Luck Dimwit

Bush tries to shift focus from war, Foley scandal

10/6/06

Evangelicals Fear the Loss of Their Teenagers

10/6/06

NATO expands role in Afghanistan

10/6/06

U.S. denies terrorist killed; Rice makes Baghdad stop

10/6/06

Ethics committee ready to probe Foley case

and...

Aide: I warned Hastert's office about Foley

Some Say They Felt Uneasy About Representative's Attention

But...

Gingrich Says: Dems' sex scandals are worse

10/5/06

'Just a Comma' Becomes Part of Iraq Debate
Opponents See Bush's Words on War as Insensitive or as Code for Religious Right

10/5/06

Reuters/Zogby Poll: Dems Hold Leads in Races for Key
House GOP Seats as Republicans grapple with sex scandal

10/5/06

Iran: Sanctions won't derail enrichment

10/5/06

Court allows NSA surveillance program during appeal

10/5/06

Have There Been That Many Victories?

War plans: Congress OKs $20 mil for victory parties

10/5/06

Is There Anything They Wont Lie About?

"O'Reilly Factor" Labels Mark Foley As Democrat

10/5/06

Iraq pulls police brigade out of service
Iraqi authorities pulled a brigade of about 700 policemen out of service
Wednesday in its biggest move ever to uproot troops linked to death squads,

10/5/06

Still Trust Them To Handle Terrorism???

Rumsfeld + Ashcroft + Rice = FAILURE

Rumsfeld, Ashcroft received warning of al Qaida attack before 9/11

Tenet Recalled Warning Rice - Former CIA Chief Told 9/11 Commission of Disputed Meeting

Spokesman: Rice didn't 'brush off' terror warnings

10/4/06

Excuses Excuses Excuses!

Foley says he was abused by a clergyman

Ahhh, Foley is the victim!

Foley acquaintances question alcoholism

Hey, booze made Mel Gibson an anti-semite...

Lawyer: Foley is gay

Since all homosexuals are predatory pedophiles that explains everything!

10/4/06

Frist Draws Criticism for Comments On Taliban

10/4/06

The Rich Get Richer And The Dead Get Keep Piling Up!

Violence in Iraq leaves at least 52 dead

Dow soars to new closing high of 11,727

10/4/06

Yeah, Keep The Republicans In Power... They're Doing Such A Bang Up Job!

Bush: Democrats shouldn't be trusted to run Congress

Bush campaigning amid GOP woes

10/4/06

Despite pressure, Hastert won't resign

10/4/06

Bush campaigning amid GOP woes

10/4/06

The Truth Hurts...

Bush claims: "Woodward is a poopy-head!"

End of the Affair
The Bush White House used to love Bob Woodward. Now, thanks to the
revelations in his newest book, State of Denial, the breakup will be nasty

10/3/06

The Foley Scandal: How Bad a Blow to the G.O.P.?

10/3/06

Do They Ever Stop Lying?

BUSTED!