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OCTOBER 2007


Democrats consider more money for war
Democrats are debating whether to approve $50 billion to $70 billion more for Iraq and Afghanistan, enough to keep the wars afloat for a few more months.

10/31/07


Iraq votes to lift contractor immunity

But...

Immunity Deals 'Routine' for Contractors

US State Dept in furor over reported Blackwater immunity deal

10/31/07


Turkey: Fighting with Kurds will surge

Turkish helicopters pound rebel Kurds

Couple that with...

Iraq's Kurdish leader rejects 'orders' from Turkey

And you've got a problem!

10/31/07


Non-combat injuries, illnesses are No. 1 hazard in Iraq

10/31/07


Kucinich questions Bush's mental health

10/31/07


Candidates split on plans for Iran
The top presidential contenders are offering markedly different ideas on how they would keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons, suddenly a central issue in the 2008 campaign.

10/31/07


Report says contracts failed to help Mosul Dam

Major Iraqi dam in danger of catastrophic collapse

I hope the Iraqis can swim because our track record isn't that good when it comes to walls holding back large amounts of water!

10/31/07


US death toll in Iraq lower in October

U.S. military deaths in Iraq at 3,842

hoo-ray....?

10/31/07


Immunity deal hampers Blackwater inquiry

10/30/07


Bomb wounds brigadier general
U.S. Army Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Dorko was injured Monday when a roadside bomb exploded near his vehicle in Baghdad, Pentagon sources said.

10/30/07


Suicide bombing kills 29 in Baqouba

Bike-riding suicide bomber kills 30 Iraqi police

20 headless corpses found as Iraq province handed over

10/30/07


FEMA PR chief loses new job after fake news briefing

10/30/07


Egypt to build nuclear plants

10/30/07


Turks in clashes with Kurdish guerrillas

10/30/07



Iraq bomber attacks Sunni militant group
A suicide bomber blew himself up near the headquarters of a nationalistic Sunni insurgent group that has turned against al-Qaida

11 Sunni tribal chiefs kidnapped in Baghdad

It looks like reports of the death of al Qaeda have been greatly exaggerated...

10/29/07


17 decomposed bodies found near Iraqi city

Battles near Taliban-held town intensify

Suicide bomber kills six in Iraq oil city

10/29/07


Thousands call for swift end to Iraq war

Thousands join US anti-Iraq war protests

10/29/07


Potter is a lefty, says French philosopher
Harry Potter is a left-winger and the seven books by J.K. Rowling are a diatribe against Thatcherite Britain, a French philosopher said Friday on the day of the last novel's publication in French.

And don't forget he's also an evil wizard who is in leage with Satan as well as homosexuals!

10/29/07


Dana Perino Reveals The Awesome Benefits Of Global Warming

The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Perino's Pseudo-Science Gets Frosted

10/29/07


Oh What Fabulous Drama!

Group to Obama: Drop singer from tour
A gay rights group on Monday urged Barack Obama to cut ties with a gospel singer who it says spreads false information about homosexuality being a choice.

But...

Gay minister to open gospel tour. Damage control.

And...

Obama singer wins cheers despite protest

Reverend McClurkin At Obama Event: "God Delivered Me From Homosexuality"

10/29/07


The Evangelical Crackup

The best part about it is we have George Bush and his insane war to thank for the crakup!

10/28/07


Iraqi insurgents' clash with al Qaeda kills 16
A battle between al Qaeda in Iraq and a major Sunni Arab insurgent group killed at least 16 militants on Friday near the ancient city of Samarra, a senior security officer told Reuters on Saturday.

Is it just me or does this make your head hurt.... Which are the ones we are fighting, why are they fighting each other and is it a good thing????

10/28/07


US will hand Iraqis control of Karbala
Karbala will become only the 8th of Iraq's 18 provinces to revert to Iraqi control, despite President Bush's prediction that the Iraqi government would have responsibility for security in all of the provinces by November.

10/28/07


Iran becoming new Iraq on campaign trail

10/28/07


Iranian Guard 'ready to defend revolution'

10/28/07


Poll: 75 percent disapprove of Congress' performance

10/28/07


Iraqi PM pledges to protect Christians

I'm guessing there are only about 8 or 9 of 'em...

10/28/07


Stalemate at Iraq-Turkey talks
Iraqi diplomat: No progress in Iraq-Turkey talks

Turkey: We will make Kurd rebels grieve

But...

Sympathy for rebels in northern Iraq
"Turkey just wants to make things complicated here in the Kurdish region of Iraq," he said.

10/28/07


FEMA’s fake 'news conference'

FEMA Workers Play Role of Reporters

FEMA stages fake news conference with PR people playing the role ...


Well, the fires could be fake too... Either way, "Heckuva' job FEMA!"

10/27/07


Putin denounces US missile shield

Putin compares U.S. plan to Cuban missile crisis

War of words or World War III...

10/27/07


Iran dismisses the chance of a US strike

I wouldn't...

10/27/07


Here comes $100 oil, and $3 gas
With crude setting new highs every day, experts say there no way motorists won't see a spike at the pump.

Oil hits record above $92 on weak dollar, Nigeria

Which leads to this...

Americans Turn Negative on Economy, Expect Recession, Poll Says

10/27/07


Mukasey's Nomination Runs Into Trouble
Mukasey's nomination for A.G. ran into trouble when 2 top Senate Democrats said their votes hinge on whether he will say on the record that waterboarding is torture.

When Rudy goes waterboarding
The former mayor says "liberal newspapers" have exaggerated the technique's brutality. Perhaps he should try it himself.

McCain Slams Rudy Over Waterboarding -- But Won't Criticize Mukasey For Same Issue

10/27/07


US steering clear of Kurdish rebels

Turkish incursion on hold for US visit

10/27/07


Laura Bush tells US troops Iraq is improving

Laura Bush Slams Newspapers on 'Freedom' and Iraq

Well, it's all good then! If anyone knows about the conditions on the groung in Iraq it's Laura the Librarian!

10/27/07


Crocker: Blackwater shooting `horrific'

10/27/07



Dance of death...

Putin warns against sanctions on Iran

Sooooo...

U.S. to impose new sanctions on Iran
Measures target Revolutionary Guard Corps, Quds Force

US slaps broad new sanctions on Iran

Sooooo...

Straitjacket Bush
The president's warmongering remarks on the Iranian threat suggest he is psychotic. Really.

10/26/07


Turkey: US will not stop Iraq incursion

10/26/07


U.S. envoy warns of growing power of Iraqi militias

10/26/07


Lawmakers skewer Rice on Iraqi corruption

And just for good measure...

Condoleezza Rice faces bloody hands protester

`Bloodied' anti-war protester gets in face of `criminal' Rice

10/26/07


Romney embraces Jones endorsement

Christian college embraces Romney bid

and...

Romney open to Iran 'bombardment'

See evangelicals... He's a crazy religious right chickenhawk, just like your boy Dubya'!

10/26/07


GOP cries foul on timing of children's health vote
Many Republicans who would vote "no" will be out of town then, GOP says... GOP house members will be in California as President Bush tours wildfire area...

U.S. House defies Bush, backs new kids health bill

"Those mean old Democrats are gonna' ruin our photo op!"

10/26/07


Oil hits new record over $90
Crude surges more than $3 after report suggests OPEC isn't likely to boost production and Middle East violence flares.

Oil hits record above $90 on OPEC report

10/26/07


Nearly 4.5 million Iraqis displaced

10/26/07


Wars may cost $2.4 trillion over decade

U.S. CBO estimates $2.4 trillion long-term war costs

Here one of the reasons why the war might be so costly...

Report: Most of $1.2 billion to train Iraqi police unaccounted for

10/25/07


Americans losing confidence in US foreign policy: survey
Confidence in the government's foreign policy is on the decline, and about half of Americans doubt they are being told the truth about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

10/25/07


Bomb Iran? U.S. Requests Bunker-Buster Bombs
White House Bomber Request Leaves Some Wondering if U.S. Is Preparing Action in Iran

10/25/07


Iraq determined to expel Blackwater

State Department security chief to resign amid Blackwater scandal
State Department's embattled security chief stepped down under pressure from the fallout from last month's deadly Blackwater USA shooting of 17 Iraqis.

10/25/07


U.S. outlines Baghdad security handover plan
U.S. forces hope to hand over half of Baghdad to Iraqi security control by the end of 2008

I'll believe it when I see it... And they still don't mention any troop reduction after the turnover, so big whoop!

10/25/07


Giuliani: Blind Should Be Able to Carry Guns

And the deaf should have Ipods!

10/25/07


McCain mocks Clinton's Woodstock project

Man, that dude's really harshin' on my buzz!

10/25/07



ick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick,

Bush touts European missile defense plan
President Bush said Tuesday that plans for a U.S.-led missile defense system in Europe are urgently needed to counter an emerging threat of attack by Iran.

Bush says European defense against Iran missiles is needed urgently

AEI’s Muravchik: ‘I Don’t Mind If We Bomb Iran Next Month Or The Month After’

10/24/07


Fewer soldiers, Iraq civilians are dying

US airstrikes kill 11 Iraqis including five women and one child

Yeah... But it's only 6 dead innocents... and it's all in the name of peace, Right George!

10/24/07


Iraq VP: Presidency must OK executions

That should help get the death toll back where it belongs...

10/24/07


Iraq pledges crackdown on Kurdish rebels

Iraq promises Turkey it will curb Kurdish rebels

10/24/07


Romney finds Christian support in S.C.

10/24/07



"And, Poof! Now all your children are gay!"

J.K. Rowling Outs Hogwarts Character

Conservatives Attack Gay Dumbledore; Claim Vindication For Jerry Falwell’s Homophobia

10/24/07


Yankee fan Giuliani backing Red Sox

He just lost every vote in New York!... And trust me Boston sees through his flip flopping bull-shit as well!

10/24/07


Bush wants another $42 billion for wars
Senate majority leader estimates cost of Iraq war near $650 billion

10/23/07


Speaking Of Pissing Money Away...

US suspends Iraq audit of DynCorp
The State Department so badly managed a $1.2 billion contract for Iraqi police training that it can't tell what it got for the money spent, a new report says.

U.S. cannot account for billion-dollar Iraq contract

10/23/07


Purported new bin Laden audio airs

Bin Laden urges Iraq insurgents to unite

10/23/07


U.S. 'full-court press' against Turkish incursion

Meanwhile...

Kurds From Iraq Kill 17 Soldiers in Turkey
U.S. Reports 49 Fighters Dead in Sadr City Raid; Residents, Officials Say Victims Are All Civilians

10/23/07


Outing a spy
Ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame says "serious" damage was done.

10/23/07


GOPers That Ducked Black Debate Took Money From Firms Accused Of Racism

10/23/07


Ticker: Colbert taps Craig as running mate

Stephen Colbert Finishes Ahead Of Richardson, Dennis Kucinich and former Sen. Mike Gravel in Dem Primary Poll

Thank you for the comic relief...

10/23/07


Dozens of Capitol Hill protesters arrested
Nearly 60 protesters arrested near the U.S. Capitol

10/23/07



Not exactly the picture Bush and Petraeus painted... No wonder they hate us

US: Raid of Baghdad's Sadr City kills 49

Iraqi PM outraged over alleged civilian casualties

10/22/07


PKK pushes Turkey to brink with fresh attacks
The prospect of Turkey invading northern Iraq drew closer today after Kurdish rebels killed at least 12 soldiers in an ambush

10/22/07


Cheney: US will not let Iran go nuclear

Cheney: Iran will not get nuclear weapon

But...

Putin: Iran nuke plans 'peaceful'

Darth Vader versus the KGB!

10/22/07


Iraqi Violence Moves South
Not only Iran but other neighboring countries in the Gulf may be involved in stoking the violence.

10/22/07



It6 must've been the magic underwear!

'Values voters' lean toward Romney

Romney takes Values Voters Straw Poll, Huckabee close second

10/22/07


GOP rivals argue who's most conservative

10/22/07


Gas prices edge up to $2.80 a gallon
Prices up a nickel in past two weeks according to national survey and are up 60 cents from the same time a year ago; more increases expected.

Survey: Gas prices up 5 cents in 2 weeks

10/22/07


Democrats press children's health plan

SCHIP: Democrats Lose The Battle, Stand To Win The War

March of Dimes joins chorus to expand kids' health program

10/21/07


19 tons of explosives found in Iraq

My money says the odds are it was our explosives which is why they destroued them... If they had come from Iran or elsewhere we would surely know about it!

10/21/07


Report: Iran's nuclear negotiator resigns
Move could bring about an even tougher stance in ongoing talks, analysts say

Iran's top nuclear negotiator resigns

10/21/07


'Criminal' Blackwater must leave, others can stay: Iraq

10/21/07



Complaints can be sent directly to Larry Craigs Office

AP: Sexual misconduct plagues US schools

Must be all the good examples Republicans like David Vitter and Larry Craig are putting forth for our impressionable youth!

10/21/07


Saturday: 24 Iraqis Killed, 32 Wounded

10/21/07


Research shows Neanderthals may have talked

10/21/07



Your life is a free peep show for the goverenment... Feel safer?

Intel Panel OKs Surveillance Bill

Senate Panel Approves Immunity for Spying Telcos

Senators Cave On Wiretapping ... Dodd Threatens Filibuster
Dodd Will Filibuster Telecom Immunity Bill If Reid Brings It To Vote

10/20/07


Oil pipeline set ablaze near Iraq's Kirkuk

Bombers attack pipelines feeding Iraqi refineries

It's a good thing this war isn't about oil or this would be a real problem!

10/20/07


Guards 'undermine' US Iraq aims
The activities of security contractors are "in conflict" with the US military's mission in Iraq, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates has said.

Gates takes swipe at security contractors in Iraq

10/20/07


Head of Reconstruction Teams in Iraq Reports Little Progress Throughout Country

10/20/07



It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind!

On Day 2, Democrats See Change In Mukasey
Nominee Endorses President's Positions

Nominee surprises senators with shift on torture

10/20/07


Ticker: Top Republican boss quits post

Martinez quits as RNC general chairman

10/20/07


Ex-US commander in Iraq gets 2-year term

10/20/07


GOP moves to halt money for Woodstock
Republicans say Hillary Rodham Clinton can forget about getting $1 million in taxpayer funds for a Woodstock museum.

A Woodstock museum...Groooovy Man!

10/20/07



And you get a rapture, And you get a rapture, and you get a rapture, and you get a rapture, and you get a rapture, and you get a rapture.....

Bush warns of World War III

Bush speaks of third world war

Nuclear armed Iran raises risk of major Mideast war: Gates

10/19/07


Report: Iraq self-reliance years away

With world war III just around the corner they'll never get it done!

10/19/07


Putin criticizes US campaign in Iraq

U.S. should name date to withdraw from Iraq: Putin

Putin attacks US foreign policy, announces new nuclear weapon

This is a very serious situation concidering Russia's close ties with Iran... I hope the Bush administration handles this weighty subject deftly...

US swats Putin gloom on Iraq

10/19/07


Afghan arms shipment came from Iran: NATO general

10/19/07


Iraqi leaders grapple over 3 executions

10/19/07


Mukasey mum on torture techniques
Attorney General-nominee Michael Mukasey refused to say whether he considers waterboarding a form of torture, frustrating Democrats

Senators Clash With Mukasey Over Torture and Limits of Law

10/19/07


Brownback to withdraw from GOP race

Will we even notice...?

10/19/07


Oil Futures Surpass $90 a Barrel

10/19/07


Voters unhappy with Bush and Congress
24 Percent: A New Low In Bush's Approval Rating

10/18/07


Turkish parliament approves Iraq mission

Iraq seeks Turkish 'diplomatic solution'

So...

Bush urges Turkey against Iraq incursion

Yeah... Only we can bomb Iraq to the stone ages!

10/18/07


SKorea set to decide on troops in Iraq
South Korea's defence minister said Wednesday the government would decide this week whether to extend the stay of its troops in Iraq.

10/18/07


Mukasey disavows torture memo

10/18/07


Anti-gay church says Thompson agreed
The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church is urging Thompson to support their (Wide) stance on homosexuality — a position which the Republican presidential candidate "saw eye to eye" with them.

Well, there's an endorsement you don't necessarily want!

10/18/07


Today In Iraqi Violence...

Roadside bomb kills 7 Iraqi police

Truck Bomb Kills Up to 16 Iraqis in Mosul

10/18/07


Sigh... Yes, More Coulter Crap!

Coulter: "I don't think most Jews are as stupid as Donny Deutsch"

Jews, Jesus and Republicans: Playing Ann Coulter's Game

ADL Condemns Ann Coulter's Comment That Jews Need 'To Be Perfected'

Scarborough on "perfecting Jews" controversy: "I think Jesus had a different take than Ann Coulter"

Rep. Schakowsky Condemns Ann Coulter's Remarks & Lowey Statement on Ann Coulter Anti-Semitic Comments

10/18/07


DoD Documents Contradict Cheney
DoD Did Conduct Illegal Surveillance Using National Security Letters

Verizon Says It Turned Over Data Without Court Orders
Firm's Letter to Lawmakers Details Government Requests

Here's looking at you... When you're not aware of it!

10/17/07


Corruption in Iraq 'Pernicious,' State Dept. Official Says

10/17/07


Oil prices spike to new high
High demand, weak dollar and potential trouble between Turkey and Iraq push crude prices to new record trading high.

10/17/07


Putin warns US against attacking Iran

10/17/07


Today In Iraqi Violence...

Attacks targeting Iraqi forces kill 17

Extremist bombers hit hard again in Iraq

Iraq bombs kill 10 in Baghdad, northern city

Army experts study increase in non-combat deaths in Iraq

10/17/07


Award honoring Dalai Lama upsets China
The White House defended Bush's plan to meet with the Dalai Lama, brushing aside China's warning that it would damage relations between Washington and Beijing.

China's holding all of our debt... Screw 'em!

10/17/07


US 'delayed' British withdrawal from Basra
British forces were prevented from pulling out of their last base in Basra City for five months because the Americans refused to move their consulate, according to senior military sources.

Man we're a bunch of a-holes... No wonder the world hates us!

10/17/07


Al-Qaeda In Iraq Reported Crippled

Al-Qa'eda 'fatally wounded' in Iraq, says US

General Advocating For ‘Victory Declaration’ Over AQI Also Declared ‘Major Combat Over’ In 2003

Good... So can we leave now!?!?

10/16/07


Abizaid: ‘We’ve Treated The Arab World As A Collection Of Big Gas Stations’

10/16/07


Turkey takes step toward Iraq operation

Turkey moved a step closer Monday to a possible incursion in northern Iraq

I guess they're still pissed about that whole "genocide" thing...

10/16/07


Today In Iraqi Violence...

5 Iraqis killed amid attacks at bases

Washington Post journalist killed in Iraq

Second Iraqi journalist killed in 2 days

Iraq bombs and shootings kill at least 32

Bomb targets Iraqi worshippers, 9 killed

Suicide bomber kills six in Iraq checkpoint attack

10/16/07


88 million year old dinosaur unearthed in Argentina
The skeleton of what is believed to be a new dinosaur species — a 105-foot plant-eater that is among the largest dinosaurs ever found

82 million years to many don't ya' know! Don't you just love the picture?

10/16/07


Bush raps Democrats on spending bills

Jeez... I hope the Democrats don't run up a deficit or anything!

10/16/07


Prosecutor: Army reservist aided enemy
A U.S. military police commander aided the enemy by letting top detainees make unmonitored cell phone calls at sites including the camp that held Saddam Hussein

10/16/07



"Look I'd like to make some headway on our issues but the fact that your turban is checkered and mine is black is a real deal breaker!"

Powerful Shiite and Sunni leaders meet in Iraq
The meeting between Hakim, of the Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council, and Sheikh Ahmed Abu Reesha, leader of a Sunni coalition in western Anbar province , was tightly guarded by Iraqi troops, police & US military.

Wow... A whole 2 guys met. Well, that is a breakthrough!

10/15/07


Today In Iraqi Violence...

Iraq bombs and shootings kill at least 32

9 die as car bomb blasts minibus in Iraq

Attacks aimed at Iraqi Shiite pilgrims kill at least 24

10/15/07


Report: Israeli airstrike targeted Syrian nuclear reactor

That's sure not to help with mid-eaast tensions...

10/15/07


U.S., Iraq discusss Blackwater expulsion

10/15/07


NASCAR flap raises caution flag for Dems
It got the GOP's engines revving — a Democratic official suggesting staffers get immunized for several diseases before heading south into the Red State wilds of NASCAR country to conduct research at races.

I guess the truth hurts...

10/15/07


Come On, People, Ann Coulter Needs Some Attention!
By Rachel Sklar for HuffPo

10/15/07


Vatican suspends Italian monsignor over gay sex
The priest said he "didn't feel he was sinning" by having sex with gay men

Yesterday and today...

Priest 'only pretending to be gay'
Priest says he was pretending to be gay to study homosexuality

10/15/07



Lt. Gen. Ricardo S. Sanchez says Iraq is a “living nightmare”

Ex-general: 'No end in sight' in Iraq

Former Top General in Iraq Faults Bush Administration

10/14/07


Iraqi refugees shed sectarian bitterness
A dozen Iraqi men — Sunnis and Shiites alike — sat around a table in a Damascus restaurant, singing, drinking and sharing a camaraderie all but impossible in the sectarian killing fields back home.

10/14/07


Shiite leader backs Iraqi regional plan

10/14/07


This Week In Religion...

Report: Doctor Claims Pope Was Euthanized

Man! Isn't it a shame that the pope is in hell?

Vatican suspends Italian monsignor over gay sex
The priest said he "didn't feel he was sinning" by having sex with gay men

Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish (contains autopsy report)
Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

I'm sorry but I have to laugh just a little...

10/14/07


Beauty business thrives in Iran
Breast augmentation? Hair extension? Body tanning? Ziba has done it all in Islamic Iran, where only a woman's face and hands should be visible.

Hey honey you fill out that burka so nice that I kinda' feel bad that I have to perform an honor killing on you now!

10/14/07


'Dear Abby' announces support of same-sex marriage

'Abby' to Be Honored Saturday for Her Support of the Gay Community

I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Dear Abby is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty girl!

10/14/07


Iraq oil city reports 100 new cholera cases a day

10/14/07



"You're doin' a heckuva job Ricky."

Gen. Sanchez assails Bush, others for Iraq 'nightmare'

Former Top General in Iraq Faults Bush Administration

Former U.S. commander in Iraq, Lt. Gen. Ricardo S. Sanchez,, calls war 'a nightmare with no end in sight'

10/13/07


Gore wins Nobel Peace Prize
Gore: Award puts focus on global warming

Nobel Prize likely to increase pressure on Gore to run

Sooooo the next logical step....

Al Gore's fans make 2008 draft pitch
A group of grass-roots Democrats underwrote a full-page open letter to Al Gore in The New York Times, imploring the vice president to enter the presidential campaign

Draftgore.com,

10/13/07


2 Iraqi children in Israel for surgery
2 Iraqi children with critical heart conditions were brought to Israel for emergency surgery, a rare display of cooperation between Arab countries and the Jewish state.

10/13/07



They've lowered their standards... I would've never known!

U.S. Army lowers its recruiting standards
More recruits have criminal records, no high school diploma

10/13/07


Iraq sends mixed messages on U.S. raid
Iraq's Shiite-dominated government said the killings of 15 women and children in a U.S. attack on a Sunni area were a "sorrowful matter," but emphasized Friday that civilian deaths are unavoidable in the fight against al-Qaida in Iraq.

10/13/07


Iraq oil city reports 100 new cholera cases a day

10/13/07


Guess Who's Got A New Book Out... (Enjoy it for it's for it's mind bending stupidity then just ignore her.)


Attention whore!

Coulter draws fire over remarks about Jews

Ann Coulter Walks Off the Cliff, as Followers Tumble After

Ann Coulter Does It Again, If By "It" I Mean Acts Like An Idiot

Even wing-nut website s are abandoning Annie...

Excert from Redstate.com: "But she basically needs to shut up and go away forever."

I'm so hapy she belongs to the Republicans!

10/12/07


NASCAR cooties?

GOP outraged over NASCAR-immunizations advisory

House aides visiting racetrack advised to get immunized

You have to read the comments by the outraged Nascar fans (Maybe the Democrats are afraid to catch patriotism!). Freakin' hilarious!

10/12/07


Jimmy Carter calls Cheney a "disaster" for U.S
"He's a militant who avoided any service of his own in the military and he has been most forceful in the last 10 years or more in fulfilling some of his more ancient commitments that the United States has a right to inject its power through military means in other parts of the world," Carter told the BBC World News America...

In other Dick news...

Cheney Confirms He Disagreed With Rumsfeld’s Ouster: He Was Still ‘The Right Guy’ For The Job

10/12/07



File Under: Shut The Fuck Up!

Fox News asks: Is Air America engaged in a "War on God?"

FOXNews Tries To Scare The Base: Claims Air America Is Waging A War Against GOD

10/12/07


 

Rocket attack at US base in Iraq kills 2, wounds dozens

10/12/07


UN questions contractor shootings

Blackwater sued for Sept. 16 shootings

10/12/07


The Swift-Boating of 12 year old Graeme Frost
Frost and his family have been introduced first-hand to something else that most kids his age haven't: the reality of how brutal partisan politics can be...

10/12/07


Bush Pushes for Telecom Immunity

Telecom Immunity May Be in Spying Bill

Checks & balances!

Democrats Block Warrantless Wiretap Immunity For Telcos

10/11/07


Gonzales Hires a Top Gun
Still under investigation by Congress and Justice Department lawyers who once worked for him, the former attorney general has turned to a leading Washington attorney to help him beat the rap.

10/11/07


Iraqis want answers from security firms

10/11/07


Turkey attacks rebels near Iraq border

It must be that democracy domino effect

10/11/07



Doors closing on Iraqi displaced

Iraq's provinces say they are not able to cope with the refugee influx. A growing number of Iraqi provinces are refusing entry to internal refugees, the UN refugee agency has warned.

10/11/07


Gates denies "broken" Army but acknowledges stress

10/11/07


Carter: America tortures
Former President Jimmy Carter said Wednesday he is convinced the United States engages in torture that clearly breaches international law and told CNN President Bush creates his own definition of human rights to escape violating them.

10/11/07


Group Accuses US of al-Qaida Video Leak
The director of a group that monitors Islamic militant Web sites said the government leaked an Osama bin Laden video that was passed along
to senior U.S. officials on condition that they keep it secret. She claimed the leak rendered certain intelligence-gathering capabilities ineffective.

Report: White House Ruins Terrorist Intel

Bush administration denies leaking al Qaeda video

With friends like the Bush administration who need insurgents? If it was the Dems that did this the hypocritical republicans would be crying treason!

10/10/07


U.S.-led Iraq coalition withering fast
excluding Americans, the multinational force was once 50,000 strong — by mid-2008, it will be down to 7,000.

10/10/07


Bin Laden may be in city, not cave: ex-spy chief

10/10/07


Romney On Whether He Can Invade Iran Without Congressional Approval: Let The Lawyers Sort It Out

For pussy chickenhawk republicans Romney is a perfect replacement for Bush!

10/10/07


Nixon on Thompson: 'Dumb' but 'Friendly'

For the whack-job NEOCONS Thompson is a perfect figurehead replacement for Bush!

10/10/07


A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood...

Car bombs kill 24 in Iraq

Guards kill women in car in Iraq, flee

Bombings and shootings kill 33 in Iraq

Two suicide cars bombs in Iraq kill eight

Two car bombs kill 14 in north Iraqi town

10/10/07


Iraqi authorities seek Blackwater ouster

Iraq wants Blackwater to pay $136 million compensation

10/10/07


Iraq Want's Us Out!

Top Iraqis Pull Back From Key U.S. Goal
Reconciliation Seen Unattainable Amid Struggle for Power

Iraqi leaders: national reconciliation is unattainable

Wadda' Ya' say folks... Let's cut and run from this shithole and save our troops lives for somone who cares!

10/9/07


Look Even Britain's To Getting Out!

Britain to half troop contingent in Iraq

Brown Announces Phased Withdrawal From Iraq, Says Troop Reductions Have Made Basra ‘Calmer’

10/9/07


A Cheney and Allen for Thompson
Thompson's New Top Advisors: Elizabeth "the straight one" Cheney, George "macaca" Allen

10/9/07


Iraqi Authorities Seek Blackwater Ouster
Iraqi authorities want the U.S. government to sever all contracts in Iraq with Blackwater USA within six months.

Iraqi panel: Blackwater guards should face murder charges

10/9/07



US blames Tehran for escalating Iraq violence

10/9/07


Clinton spars with questioner over Iran
Clinton calls irate questioner a plant

10/9/07


Car bombs kill 24 in Iraq

10/9/07


Iraqi president eyes huge US troop withdrawal

100,000 U.S. troops could leave soon: Iraq president

Talabani: Most U.S. troops could leave Iraq by end of '08

Is there any way we can switch presidents with them? ( Talabani probably speaks better English anyway!)

10/8/07


Report says war on terror is fuelling al Qaeda
Six years after September 11, the "war on terror" is failing and instead fuelling an increase in support for extremist Islamist movements, a British think-tank said.

10/8/07


National Guard Troops Denied Benefits After Longest Deployment Of Iraq War
1st Lt. Jon Anderson said he never expected to come home to this: A government refusing to pay education benefits he says he should have earned under the GI bill.

Why does the government hate the troops?

10/8/07


Republican vs. Democrat: Children's health debate

Leavitt seeks deal on children's health

10/8/07


Knowing the enemy difficult in Iraq

10/8/07


Ex-Investigator Details Iraqi Corruption
He Tells House Panel That Maliki's Government Thwarted Probes

10/8/07


Sen. Larry Craig chosen for Idaho Hall of Fame
County GOP official: "It's a sad day to be a Republican"

10/8/07


Blackwater and the Politics of Whistleblowing

10/8/07



"They're all mad at me daddy... What do I do?"

Child Health Veto Will Be Election Issue

And guess who got the message...

Bush hints at spending more on children's health bill
He vetoed bipartisan bill to give $35B over 5 years for children's health insurance

10/7/07


Musharraf sweeps boycotted Pakistan poll

Hopefully this means he will be able to provide his continued protection of Osama Bin Laden

10/7/07


6 years later, US expands Afghan base

The Afghans must be so pleased...

10/7/07


O'Reilly: WH Press Corps Needs To Be "Wiped Out"

10/7/07


Analysis: Clinton extending her lead

10/7/07


CORRECTED: Republicans rule radio but Democrats fight back

10/7/07


Kurds tackle 'honor killings' of women

10/7/07



"Hey! Anyone wanna' pet my nasty, naughty, bad puppy!?!?!"

Craig's decision to stay a headache for GOP

Guilty Plea Stands, but Craig Won’t Quit Senate

10/6/07


Bush's Dangerous Torture(d) Stance

Bush: 'This government does not torture'

10/6/07


'08 White House hopefuls rated on 'God-o-Meter'

10/6/07


Romney is his own biggest campaign donor

I knew Romney and I were alike... I give most of my money to myself as well!

10/6/07


Scandal brewing at Oral Roberts U.
Oral Roberts son Richard Roberts, says God is telling him to deny lurid allegations in a lawsuit that threatens to engulf this 44-year-old Bible Belt college in scandal.

With a name like Oral it better be scandalous!

10/6/07


Giuliani blames spending for '06 losses

Whew, I thought he was gonna' say 9/11

10/6/07


US, Iraqis differ on raid on Shiite town

10/6/07


Justifying Torture

Gonzales 'approved' torture note

Democrats want to see interrogation memo

Congress Seeks Justice Dept. Documents on Interrogation

So like clockwork...

White House denies torture assertion

So give up the documents if you have nothing to hide, assholes!

10/5/07


US looking to speed up arms deliveries to Iraq: Gates

Because we can't make money on this war if the Chinese start snaking our business!

Iraqis to Pay China $100 Million for Weapons for Police but Experts Fear More Will Go to Insurgents
Iraq has ordered $100 million worth of light military equipment from China for its police force, contending that the United States was unable to provide the materiel and is too slow to deliver arms shipments, Iraqi President Jalal Talabani said yesterday.

And it's from China so you know it's lethal and comes filled with lead!

10/5/07


Craig vows to stay despite court loss

Sen. Craig not resigning despite judge's ruling

10/5/07


Iraqi probe implicates Blackwater

House OKs bill to prosecute contractors

10/5/07


A member of Iraq's parliament found at al Qaeda meeting: U.S. military

Well that's unsettling...

10/5/07


Bush leaving problems to successors
Over and over, President Bush confidently promised to "solve problems, not pass them on to future presidents and future generations."

10/5/07


Limbaugh on wounded Iraq vet: "I didn't call this guy a suicide bomber"

Clear Channel Rejects VoteVets Ad Because It ‘Conflicts’ With Listeners Who Tune Into Rush

10/5/07


Secret U.S. Endorsement of Severe Interrogations
When the Justice Department publicly declared torture “abhorrent” in a legal opinion in December 2004, the Bush administration appeared to have abandoned its assertion of nearly unlimited presidential authority to order brutal interrogations.

10/4/07


House Passes Bill on Pullout
The House, with bipartisan support, voted to give the Bush administration two months to present to Congress its planning for the withdrawal of combat forces in Iraq.

House passes bill demanding Iraq redeployment numbers

10/4/07


White House: Contractor bill would have 'intolerable' effects
Bill would allow American courts to prosecute crimes in a war zone overseas

And we sure wouldn't want anyone to start prosecuting war criminals would we now...

10/4/07


Iraq Kurds ink four new oil deals

White House mum on Iraq Kurd oil deals

10/4/07


Child health veto will be election issue

Democrats begin push to override veto of kids health insurance bill

10/4/07


Bush warns of nuclear-armed Iran

10/4/07



All I'll say is that their daughter is quite lovely... OOPS, My bad!

Jeri Thompson: I'm no trophy wife

10/4/07


Clear Channel defends Limbaugh after 'phony soldiers' remark

Limbaugh Compares Purple Heart Winner To Suicide Bomber

Limbaugh offering inconsistent explanations for "phony soldiers" comment

Just appologize fat boy!

10/4/07


Saddam ex-deputy heads new insurgent coalition: report

10/4/07


House moves on troop withdrawal plan
The House takes up legislation today that would require President Bush to submit a plan for a withdrawal of troops from Iraq.


Apperantly the Democrats have cleared the shit out of their ears!

10/3/07


Former presidents can't withhold records

Judge limits ex-presidents' control of public records

Oooooh, I can't wait till '08

10/3/07


Blackwater guard 'turned gun on colleagues and told them to stop shooting'

10/3/07


Iraqi refugee admissions fall short

10/3/07


Democrats propose tax surcharge for war
House Dems proposed an income tax surcharge to finance the $150 billion annual cost of operations in Iraq...unfair to pass cost of the war onto future generations.

10/3/07


Hail To England

Brown: 1,000 troops to exit Iraq

Britain plans to pull 1,000 Iraq troops

10/3/07


GOP Is Losing Grip
On Core Business Vote Deficit Hawks Defect As Social Issues Prevail; 'The Party Left Me'

Democrats Surpass Republicans in Fund-Raising

10/3/07



More war dead brought to you by George Bush and spineless Democrats!

Most in Poll Want War Funding Cut
Bush's Approval Rating Ties All-Time Low

So what do ya' say... let's give the people what they want!?!?

Senate to approve more war funding
Powerless in their effort to bring troops home from Iraq, Senate Democrats were on track to help pass a defense policy bill that would authorize another $150 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

10/2/07


Giuliani stops at 'English only' eatery

What a pandering jerkoff!

10/2/07


Key figures about Iraq

10/2/07


U.S., Iraqi civilian deaths fall sharply

After 5 years of non-stop slaughter as well as over 2 million displaces Iraqi refugees I guess they're finally running out of people to kill.

10/2/07


Blackwater Portrayed As Out of Control

10/2/07


Thompson: Iraq had WMDs before U.S. invaded

This guy is in fucking la la land!

10/2/07


The Rich Keep Getting Richer...

Dow hits all-time high
Big blue-chip barometer hits intra-day record of 14,111 as Wall Street resumes the recent advance; Citigroup warning, drop in ISM index fuels hope of Fed rate cut.

10/2/07



"I know you are but what am I." " Oh yeah I'm rubber your glue."

US Senate brands Iran Guard 'terrorist organization'

And since turnabout is fair play...

Iran's parliament votes to label CIA, U.S. Army 'terrorist' groups

10/1/07


U.S. Embassy rips Iraq partition plan

10/1/07


Taliban: 'We will not negotiate'

10/1/07


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