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SEPTEMBER 2007
Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell's pants are on fire...
Iraq Wiretap Delay Not Quite as Presented
Timeline Suggests Intel Director Gave False Testimony To Congress
9/30/07
Leading indicators point down for GOP
9/30/07
Wounded vets also suffer financial woes
9/30/07
Blackwater case deepens as investigations multiply
9/30/07
US Army sniper sentenced in Iraq deaths
9/30/07
Petraeus admits to rise in Iraq violence
9/30/07
Karzai offers to meet Taliban leader
9/30/07
This has to end...
US accused of killing women and children in Baghdad raid
US regrets if women and children killed in Baghdad raid
9/29/07
'The President Has Accepted Ethnic Cleansing'
Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has consistently led the way in telling the story of what's really going on in Iraq and Iran.
9/29/07
Iraqi leader rejects division of nation
9/29/07
US-led forces kill top al-Qaida leader
First off it's the top leader of "al-Quaida in Iraq", and futher on how many of these guys have we killed by now?
9/29/07
Another day another new low for the dollar
The dollar hit another new low Friday as U.S. inflation data reinforced expectations that the Federal Reserve may cut interest rates again.
9/29/07
Hunt oil deal creating tension in Iraq: US
A US official on Thursday criticised an oil deal between Texas-based Hunt Oil Company and Iraq's Kurdistan Regional Government (KRG), saying it had "needlessly elevated tensions" in Iraq.
9/29/07
Soldier tells of shooting unarmed Iraqi
9/29/07
Six Arkansas nuns excommunicated for heresy
It's too bad they didn't screw little boys... The Catholic church doesn't do anything to people who do that!
9/29/07
This was not necessary!
Report: Saddam was open to exile before invasion
Saddam asked Bush for $1b to go into exile: Reports
WHAT A FREAKING BARGIN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!!!
Bush Administration Seeks $190 Billion In War Funding
Perspective...
9/28/07
Top Democratic candidates won't vow full Iraq pullout by 2013
I'm not an excuse maker of appologist for Dems, but how can you make a promise on a hypothetical?
9/28/07
U.S. military deaths in Iraq at 3,800
As of Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007, at least 3,800 members of the U.S. military have died since the beginning of the Iraq war
9/28/07
Thousands of Iraqi Arabs paid to leave Kirkuk
1000's of Iraqi Arabs have accepted financial compensation to leave the northern city of Kirkuk, which leaders of the autonomous Kurdish region are seeking to control.
I guess this is the kinder gentler way to ethnically cleanse your neighborhood...
9/28/07
Draft report: Iraq government 'not capable' of fighting corruption
I guess they are getting to be more like us every day!
9/28/07
File Under: Shut The Fuck Up (And) You've Got To Be Kidding Me!
Bill O'Reilly says he's being smeared
9/28/07
Giuliani fundraiser costs $9.11 per person
Geez that's classy ain't it!
9/28/07
Why would anyone want to put an end to this...?
Bush in new Congress battle over huge war funding demand
Of course Bush is upset because if they cut off his money there will be no more of this fun stuff...
Wave of violence kills 50 in Iraq
Bomb targets Iraq tribal leader
70 killed in surge of violence in Iraq
Cholera outbreak in Iraq spreading
9/27/07
House Votes to Expand Insurance for Kids
The House voted to expand health insurance for children, but the Democratic-led victory may prove short-lived because the margin was too small to override Bush's promised veto.
9/27/07
Violent Crime, a Sticky Issue for White House, Shows Steeper Rise
9/27/07
Webb: Lieberman And Kyl’s Hawkish Iran Amendment Is ‘Cheney’s Fondest Pipe Dream’
9/27/07
Blackwater's Prince Has GOP, Christian Group Ties
9/27/07
Suicide epidemic striking Kurdish women
9/27/07
Calls for student editor to resign after 'F**k Bush' column
9/27/07
9/26/07
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = mah-MOOD ah-mad-in-uh-ZHAAD
Bush's UN Speech Full of Fone-eh-tick Pronunciations for World Leaders
You'd think they would be able to get him to say "nuclear" (noo-klee-ur) correctly!
9/26/07
Brother Can You Spare A Euro?
Dollar touches record low against euro
O, Canada! U.S., Canadian Dollars Equal
Central bank weighs impact of U.S. dollar's fall
9/26/07
Oh my... That's not good Billy!
9/27/07
Iran leader says nuclear issue is closed
Iran's leader slams 'arrogant' powers in U.N. address
9/26/07
24 die in Iraq peace meeting blast
Suicide bombing rips through Iraqi Reconciliation Banquet
9/26/07
Al-Qaida taps Europe for new recruits
9/26/07
Lawmaker says Rice interfered with Iraq inquiry
9/26/07
Live From Columbia University It's... The Comedy Stylings of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!
No homosexuals in Iran... Oh girlfriend please!
"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country"
Outrage turns to laughter at Ahmadinejad NY speech
Once Ahmadinejad hit the stage he spun some other doozies...
"We are friends of all the nations. We are also friends with the Jewish people"
Read the rest of the zany one liners here...
All this hilarity after such a rough introduction...
Tough US welcome for Iran's Ahmadinejad
Columbia Pres To Ahmadinejad: "You Exhibit Signs Of A Petty, Cruel Dictator"
9/25/07
Greenspan: Because Of Oil, Saddam Was 'Far More Important To Get Out Than Bin Laden'
9/25/07
File Under: Are You Fucking Kidding Me!!!!
Bush criticizes Democrats on spending
9/25/07
Bush to Skip U.N. Talks on Global Warming
9/25/07
Iran shuts border with Iraqi Kurds
9/25/07
Bomber kills 26 including police chief in Iraq city
9/25/07
US snipers 'bait' Iraqis: report
9/25/07
Bush = Oil = War = $ = Death = Bush
Iraq war budget jumps for 2008
Bush plans to increase his request to nearly $200 billion. The troop buildup and new gear are the main reasons.
One day of the war in Iraq costs $720 million
9/24/07
U.S. says Iran sending missiles to Iraq
Brzezinski: U.S. in danger of 'stampeding' to war with Iran
I guess since the Iraqi war is going so well there's no reason why we shouldn't start another one?!?!
9/24/07
Iraq: Video Shows Blackwater Overreacted
U.S. Repeatedly Rebuffed Iraq on Blackwater Complaints
Blackwater Says Allegations of Arms Smuggling are `Baseless'
These guys sound really really bad, I wonder what will happen to them?
Blackwater gets OK to resume Iraq duty
I guess someone didn't get the memo...
Iraq: Blackwater staff to face charges
9/24/07
Justice: Grilling a Bush Pick
Mukasey Tells Right-Wing Activists He Backs Gitmo, "Enhanced" Interrogation
9/24/07
Ahmadinejad: Iran, US not headed for war
Once again, I guess someone didn't get the memo...
9/24/07
Analysis: Bush Unwelcome on the Trail
9/24/07
Afghan president reaches out to Taliban
President Karzai said his government is working very hard on peace talks with the Taliban that would draw the insurgents and their supporters "back to the fold."
"back to the fold."... Isn't that sweet.
9/24/07
Compassionate Conservative????
U.S. Rule Limits Emergency Care for Immigrants
Administration Denies Treatment To Immigrants With Cancer
And...
Bush: Kids' health care will get vetoed
Bush vows to veto bipartisan kids' health care bill
9/23/07
A Top U.S. General in Iraq Blames Public's Antiwar Views on the Media
9/23/07
Rumsfeld as Fellow Draws a Protest at Stanford
9/23/07
Iraq: Blackwater guards fired unprovoked
Iraqi official says video shows Blackwater guards firing on civilians
9/23/07
Rising tensions as Rice, al-Maliki meet
9/23/07
Are Lost U.S. Weapons In Enemy Hands?
Investigation Shows Missing U.S. Weapons May Have Turned Up In The Hands Of Iraqi Insurgents
9/23/07
Feds target Blackwater in weapons probe
Feds are investigating whether Blackwater USA illegally smuggled into Iraq weapons that have been sold on the black market and ended up in the hands of terrorists.
Feds probe whether Blackwater smuggled weapons into Iraq
U.S. Embassy halts Baghdad convoys after Blackwater killings
But despite all of this...
US resumes Blackwater convoys in Iraq
9/22/07
U.S. military cemetery running out of space
9/22/07
US bars attorneys' access to detainees
Attorneys for at least 40 Gitmo prisoners have been barred from visiting or writing clients because of a judge's order dismissing legal challenges to their confinement.
9/22/07
9/22/07
GOP Congressman Jerry Weller Will Retire
Yet Another Scandal-Plagued House Republican To Retire
Mike Flannery Was Shoved By Aide After Rep. Weller Speech
Watch: Aide To Embattled GOP Congressman Shoves Reporter Down Stairs
9/22/07
Rice orders probe of security in Baghdad
9/22/07
U.S. commander: Iran supplying Taliban
9/22/07
REPUBLICANS DO NOT...
US troops' Iraq leave bid blocked
It was the latest defeat for Democrats in Congress over IraqSenate Republicans have blocked a bid by Democrats to give US troops in Iraq more home leave
Democrats fail to pass anti-war bill
Republicans again block Iraq withdrawals
Senate Democrats again frustrated in effort to withdraw troops
The next time one of these idiot republicans claim they support the troops remember this... The extent of Senate republicans support stretches only as far as denouncing a newspaper ad (see below) rather than making sure the troops get enough time at home with their family and loved ones!
9/21/07
GOP nonbinding resolution repudiating a MoveOn print ad passes
Bush: MoveOn.org ad on Petraeus 'disgusting'
Senate condemns 'General Betray Us' ad
Wow... It's a good thing it was only a newspaper ad! If it had been a television spot the republican's heads would have exploded.
9/21/07
Bin Laden urges Pakistanis to revolt
Titled "Come to Jihad," it was the 3rd from bin Laden this month marking the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks in the United States.
9/21/07
'God' responds to legislator's lawsuit
One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to the clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha."This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" the clerk said.
Awww, isn't that just too cute!
9/21/07
Bush sidesteps criticizing Iraq shooting
9/21/07
$6 Billion in Contracts Reviewed, Pentagon Says
Pentagon probes $6 billion in Iraq and Afghanistan contracts
9/21/07
Bush vows veto of kid's health insurance plan
9/21/07
Bush calls for expansion of spy law
9/20/07
Conservative sues pro-Bush group
9/20/07
Al Qaeda Says: Kill Swedish cartoonist
9/20/07
The Flyer Mitt Romney Doesn't Want The Right To See
This doesn't quite fit with the headline below, does it!
Romney to attack gay marriage in radio ad
9/20/07
Some Friend, W's Mexican Amigo
Vicente Fox calls Bush's Spanish "grade-school level,"and says he is "the cockiest guy I have ever met in my life."
9/20/07
State IG Accused of Averting Probes
Report: State Dept. 'Watchdog' Censored Reports That Risked Embarrassing Bush
9/20/07
Bill regulating combat tours opposed
Warner drops support for troop tour bill
Democrats' plans for Iraq troop withdrawal set back
9/20/07
Make up your mind... Either you like the war or you don't!
Americans back Petraeus troop plan, oppose war
You can't have it both ways... Grow a pair and take a stand!
9/19/07
Polls: Distaste for Iraq war unchanged
9/19/07
Iraq contradicts U.S. on Blackwater shootings
Iraqi Report Says Blackwater Guards Fired First
Blackwater incident spotlights private role in military ops
9/19/07
Spy chief wants changes in eavesdropping law
The top U.S. intelligence official asked Congress Tuesday for even more changes to a law that he says has limited the government's ability to eavesdrop
9/19/07
Nebraska State Senator Sues God
I'd like to sue god for telling Bush to go to war with Iraq!
9/19/07
Democrats to wait on war funding debate
9/19/07
Drumbeat For Attack On Iran Grows Louder
9/19/07
Ex-colonel smuggles $50K out of Iraq
9/19/07
Giving new meaning to the "White House"!
GOP leaders beg off black-sponsored debate
Black voters see snub in GOP hopefuls skipping TV debate
The Debate at Morgan State: GOP at a Crossroads with Blacks and Hispanics
9/18/07
Sen. Craig gets support from ACLU
Politics makes strange stall-mates...
9/18/07
Greenspan memoir links Iraq war to US thirst for oil
9/18/07
New Baghdad wall divides Shiite from Shiite
9/18/07
Keyes makes 3rd bid for presidency
Krazy Keyes, oh boy this is gonna' be fun!
9/18/07
Iraq expels American security firm
Iraq threatens action against U.S. security firm
9/18/07
Bush nominates ex-judge to replace Gonzales
Gonzales receives praise, standing ovations at farewell ceremony
9/18/07
Clinton unveils mandatory health care insurance plan
9/18/07
Death Dose Not Take Weekends Off In Iraq...
Militants step up Iraq attacks, kill 30
Nine killed in Baghdad bombing, clashes
Suicide bomber kills six in northern Iraq
Iraqi police colonel assassinated near home
Militants kill 14 in attack on Iraq town: police
9/17/07
My Vote For Ass-hole Of The Week...
Gates urges veto of troop-rest measure
Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Sunday he would recommend a veto of a Senate proposal that would give troops more rest between deployments in Iraq
Gates rejects Greenspan claim war is about oil
9/17/07
In Bush Speech, Signs of Split on Iran Policy
9/17/07
Because It's Still Making Me Laugh...
Click for close-up
(It's so worth it... Adults only!)
Portrait of the President as a Skin Mag
After his commission for an official presidential portrait was revoked, artist Jonathan Yeo decided to create a montage of Bush using shots from porn magazines.
9/16/07
US captures Qaeda suspect in killing of key Iraq ally
9/17/07
Al-Qaida fighters raid Iraq villages
9/17/07
Greenspan book: GOP 'swapped principle for power'
9/17/07
Greenspan Bashes Bush Over Spending
Alan Greenspan claims Iraq war was really for oil
Greenspan Book Criticizes Bush And Republicans
9/16/07
Bush leaves Iraq war to next president: papers
Did we really expect anything different?
9/16/07
U.S. trying to expand Anbar model to Iraq Shiites
9/16/07
Iran leader: Bush will be tried
9/16/07
Arctic ice melt opens Northwest Passage
No, It's not a good thing...
9/16/07
More than 190 arrested at Iraq protest
9/16/07
Sunni leaders in Iraq threatened by Al Qaeda
9/16/07
THE REPACKAGING OF FAILURE
Analysis: Bush recasts war rationale
The New Phrase Of the Iraq War: Bush's 'Return On Success'
9/15/07
Poll: Civilian toll in Iraq may top 1 Million
9/15/07
Bush appeal undercut by killing of Sunni ally
Sheikh's death threatens US success in Anbar Province
So much for the highly touted security in the Anbar Province!
9/15/07
Ahmadinejad: Iran can help secure Iraq
Bullshit! We've thrown 160,000 troops and enough money to choke a camel at Iraq and still can't get anything done there. Let Iran try, then they can get bogged down in the cluster-fuck that is Iraq!
9/15/07
AP Poll: GOP presidential race a toss-up
9/15/07
House Minority Leader John Boehner Hammered Over Iraq 'small Price' Comment
Boehner says U.S. military deaths in Iraq are "a small price" to pay to stop al Qaeda from carrying out more terrorist attacks and stabilizing the Middle East.
9/15/07
Report: Iraqis losing religious freedom
9/15/07
Proving it's possible to be both a monger and coward
Bush to tout Iraq progress, official says
Bush hopes to buy time for Iraq strategy
Bush: 5,700 troops to return home by Christmas
So that means he sending home less than 1/5th of the "surge" that has to be shipped home anyway! What a great guy!
9/14/07
U.S. Officials Begin Crafting Iran Bombing Plan
9/14/07
Admiral William Fallon Derided Gen. David Petraeus, Opposed the Surge
Fallon told Petraeus that he considered him to be "an ass-kissing little chickenshit" and added, "I hate people like that", the sources say.
9/14/07
Poll: Bush approval holds at 36 percent
Poll Shows 1 in 3 Americans Still Believe Saddam Involved in 9/11
Can you find the correlation.. Yes, it's the stupid factor!
9/14/07
Key Sunni ally of U.S. assassinated
Bomb kills Iraqi sheik who met with Bush
9/14/07
9/14/07
Petraeus Returns to War That Is Now His Own
9/14/07
For Iraqis, General’s Report Offers Bitter Truth
9/14/07
The Democrats sure talk a good game... Now let's see if they have any bite to back up their bark!
Democrats reject general's Iraq plan
Candidates' divide on Iraq war widens
Democrat Reid: Iraq plan unacceptable
Democrats: Bush troop cuts not new Iraq plan
Obama to call for troops out of Iraq by end of 2008
Democratic hopefuls critical of Bush drawdown plan for Iraq
9/13/07
Soldiers who signed anti-war op-ed piece die in Iraq
Two of Seven Soldiers Who Wrote 'NYT' Op-Ed Die in Iraq
9/13/07
How Very Sad...
Hit and Myth: Poll Shows 1 in 3 Americans Still Believe Saddam Involved in 9/11
9/13/07
9/13/07
Flynt Has Sights On Another Gay Closeted Senator
Flynt said he has his sights on a closeted gay senator who he said consistently votes against gay rights.
And in other gay closeted senator news...
Sen. Larry Craig hails progress in Iraq
Apparently the bathrooms at the Baghdad Airports are fabulous!
9/13/07
That's what you get for hangin' with Mr. Bush!
9/13/07
Oil prices hit all-time high
Traders focus on tight inventories, ignore OPEC decision to raise production, sending crude to highest settle ever.
9/13/07
Petraeus: I "Don't Know" If Iraq War Makes U.S. Safer
Isn't that the ultimate kick in the head! Go ask a soldier what he's fighting for today in Iraq and his answer would be... "I don't know"
Senators Take Petraeus, Crocker to Task
Petraeus hears criticism of U.S. Iraq strategy
Envoy’s Upbeat Tone Glosses Over Baghdad’s Turmoil
Poll: Petraeus recommendations tough sell to Americans
9/12/07
Bush policy to bequeath Iraq to successor
The president plans to end his term with a strong U.S. military in the country and leave the issue of exiting to his successor.
Once again Bush is leaving the dirty work for a responsible adult to clean up!
9/12/07
Officials: Bush to announce troop cut
Bush to announce withdrawal of troops, official says
What Bush really is really doing is returning troop levels to where they were before the "surge" making it seem like a troop cut...What a neat littled trick!
9/12/07
Iraq insurgents attack U.S. headquarters
9/12/07
Seven 82nd Airborne soldiers die in Iraq
9/12/07
Family Values?
Another prostitute says she had sex with Sen. Vitter
New Orleans prostitute tied to Vitter passes lie detector test
9/12/07
SMOKE THESE 2 POLLS!!!!
AP Poll: Most say Iraq war is failure
And...
Poll: Iraqis Say US Troops Not Helping
Iraqis Want Withdrawal, OK Attacks On U.S. Troops
Well, since we're all in agreement.... Let's get the hell out!
9/11/07
Petraeus talks of troop withdrawal
And in the same breath...
The surge must go on, Petraeus to tell Congress
Once again... Is it just me or does this contradict itself?!?!?!
9/11/07
Bin Laden is 'virtually impotent,' Bush adviser says
Kinda' like Bush...
9/11/07
Craig files to withdraw guilty plea
And the late night comedians rejoiced!
9/11/07
9 American soldiers killed in Iraq
Seven U.S. troops die in Iraq vehicle accident
9/11/07
Gitmo panels struggle to assess facts
9/11/07
Al-Qaida says 2nd bin Laden video coming
9/11/07
Among Top Officials, 'Surge' Has Sparked Dissent, Infighting
For two hours, President Bush listened to contrasting visions of the U.S. future in Iraq.
Do you really think he's listening?
9/10/07
Iraq debate is sea of statistics
US report calls for Iraq exit in five years
9/10/07
Bush ‘Still Believed Saddam Possessed WMD’ In April 2006
That's our Bush... He's just so darn silly!
9/10/07
Iraq asks neighbors to bar 'terrorists'
9/10/07
Biden faults Petraeus' assessment
9/10/07
Blast Kills 15 in Shiite Area of Baghdad
Shiite cleric blames rivalries for bloodshed
9/10/07
Evangelicals hesitant about Thompson
9/10/07
Our fearless leader tanned, rested and ready to rumble... Or is it stumble... Mumble?
Bush braces for policy fight over Iraq
Bush urges united support for his Iraq strategy
As a Report Draws Near, Democrats Ready a Stance
9/9/07
CRS: Bush Administration Has Intensified False Reporting On Al Qaeda Since ‘Surge’ Began
9/9/07
Bush advisers favor current war strategy
Shocking!
9/9/07
Bin Laden tape: timing over substance
9/9/07
Afghan poppy industry eludes U.S. control
And you can be sure all the money made off the heroin trade is going to children's charities and not terrorism!
9/9/07
Bomber in Baghdad's Sadr City kills 15
9/9/07
Iraq: Baghdad calmer, but politics not
9/9/07
Bin Laden urges Americans to convert
Never one to waste an opportunity to play the boogeyman card and pimp Bin Laden for his war...
Bush says new video a reminder of danger
Bush says bin Laden video underscores Iraq resolve
9/8/07
Petraeus: Iraq buildup falls short
Petraeus eyes troop drawdown in spring
Is it just me or does this make no sense?
9/8/07
U.S. report says Iraq Interior Ministry 'dysfunctional'
9/8/07
U.S. military: 7 troops killed in Iraq
9/8/07
Religion not clear-cut issue in White House race
Yeah, because voting for the guy who claims he talks directly to god worked out so well for us last time!
9/8/07
Thompson warns of al-Qaida threats
It didn't take long for this putz to jump on the fear-mongering bandwagon, did it!
9/8/07
Our national shame...
Experts Doubt Drop In Violence in Iraq
Military Statistics Called Into Question
US troops levels edge toward new record
Iraq government near collapse, secret report says
So of course...
Bush on Iraq: 'We're kicking ass'
Really George?... "Kicking ass"... I cannot believe this guy is actually the president of the United States. How absolutely embarrassing for us all!
9/7/07
Iraqi forces 'cannot stand alone'
Iraqi Army Unable To Take Over Within A Year, Report Says
Breakup of National Police Is
So let me get this right... Now we have to stand them down before they can stand up... and only then can we stand down?!?!?!
9/7/07
Group: Bin Laden plans new video on 9/11
Osama bin Laden will address the American people in a new video on September 11, a terror monitoring group says.
Is it really possible that we haven't captured this prick yet?!?!?!?!?!
9/7/07
Auditors: Homeland Security gets mixed grades
DHS made "limited progress" in emergency preparedness, auditors say
9/7/07
Study: US should lower profile in Iraq
9/7/07
Fake motorcade causes summit stir
Comedy group's stunt an embarrassment to Sydney security officials... One "motorcade" participant was dressed to resemble Osama bin Laden
I can't tell if this is funny or in extremely bad taste?
9/7/07
Q: How can you tell when Bush is lying? - A: His lips are moving!
Study: Iraqi security forces not ready
Experts Doubt Drop In Violence in Iraq
GAO skeptical that Iraq security can last
U.S. report rips Iraqi Interior Ministry, police
Well that's some awful news... Soooooo let the spin begin...
Military Officials in Iraq Fault GAO Report
And let the spin continue...
Bush Shifts Terms for Measuring Progress in Iraq
With Congress measuring progress in Iraq by the government’s failure to perform, Bush is proposing a new gauge, focusing on alliances with tribes and local groups.
And for these reasons...
Just 39% Believe Iraq Report Will Honestly Present Petraeus Views; 35% Say It Will Not
9/6/07
Germany: 'Massive' attacks foiled
German police arrested three suspected Islamic militants who were planning "massive" and "imminent" attacks on American targets in Germany, authorities said.
Germany: Plot targeted U.S. facilities
Aren't you glad were fighting them in Iraq so we can't fight them in Pakistan where they train and in Germany where they hatch out their plots against us...
9/6/07
Craig Seek Dismissal of Ethics Case
Source: GOP leaders want Craig to quit as planned
9/6/07
File Under: Shut The Fuck Up!
Book tells biographer: 'I do tears'
"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president. I'll shed some tomorrow."
9/6/07
Attacks kill 6 U.S. troops, 13 civilians
9/6/07
Thompson announces candidacy on Leno
Whooptie-Freakin'-Doo!
9/6/07
"The people of my land don't like this war, but I think it's fun! Hee hee!"
Report finds little progress in Iraq
GAO: Iraq hasn't met 11 of 18 benchmarks
Iraqis Fail to Meet Most Benchmarks, U.S. Report Says
Sooooooo.....
Bush defends troop buildup in Iraq
9/5/07
Troop buildup fails to reconcile Iraq
Baghdad's neighborhoods continue to split along sectarian lines, violence shifts elsewhere and infighting stalls political progress.
9/5/07
Bush Success Rating at Historic Low
9/5/07
Sen. Craig may reconsider resignation, spokesman says
This putz is truly the gift that keeps on giving... You just couldn't ask for more!
9/5/07
Many Trainees Are Complicit With 'Enemy Targets'
the Iraqi army in Kadhimiyah is so thoroughly infiltrated with Mahdi Army militiamen that U.S. and Iraqi soldiers say it is close to useless.
9/5/07
New York's first Arabic school opens under police guard
9/5/07
Execution, body dumping site found south of Baghdad
10 bodies found dumped in Baghdad, bringing total to 371 this month
9/5/07
"Everything is going great... Honest... Tee-hee-hee."
Bush makes war assessment in Iraq
Bush said decisions about troop levels "will be based on a calm assessment by our military commanders on the conditions on the ground — not a nervous reaction by Washington politicians to poll results in the media.
Here's a little prick teasing...
Bush hints at US troop reduction in Iraq
Bush says U.S. Iraq troop cut possible with success
And because it's going so well there and there's no need to worry...
Secrecy shrouded Bush trip to Iraq
9/4/07
Newsweek: Ethnic Cleansing Of Baghdad Is Complete
Shiites now dominate the once mixed capital, and there is little chance of reversing the process.
9/4/07
Lawmaker home from Iraq visit calls for end to war
Says buildup in troops "failed to achieve its main goal -- reducing violence" and Gen. Petraeus told delegation U.S. will be in Iraq another nine or 10 years
9/4/07
K: Basra pullout was pre-planned
UK PM Gordon Brown defends withdrawal of UK troops from Iraqis base
9/4/07
Iraq's leader expects favorable report
Didn't the GAO reports come out already... And wren't they disasterous?!?!?! I must be mistaken.
9/4/07
Britons think Iraq war being lost: poll
9/4/07
U.S. asylum remains elusive for Iraqis
9/4/07
1st female Beefeater at Tower of London
I know there's a joke in here somewhere... Ahhh, I just can't think of it right now.
9/4/07
British troops leave Basra base in Iraq
UK troops pull back; general slams war plan
Retired UK general criticizes U.S. Iraq policy
Maj. Gen. Tim Cross denounces Washington policy as "fatally flawed"
Waaaaaaaaa.... Ya'll gonna' mess up my war!
Bush furious as British troops pull out of Basra
9/3/07
Iraqi PM: Criticism 'signals' militants
Al-Maliki added that critics are sending "negative messages that encourage terrorism."
DAMN... He pulled that right out of the Rove playbook!
9/3/07
GOP touts swift action on Craig
It's true... The G.O.P 'jerked him off" the job very quickly!
9/3/07
Book Tells Of Dissent In Bush's Inner Circle
White House Granted Author Unusual Access
9/3/07
9/3/07
Number of hunters falls, worrying some
Yeah, the gun companies are worried about falling sales... Wouldn't that be a shame!
9/3/07
Bush E-Mail Mystery Deepens: White House Won't Name Tech Contractor
9/3/07
U.S. military deaths in Iraq at 3,738
9/2/07
Iraqi civilian deaths rise
Civilian deaths from violence in Iraq rose in August, with 1,773 people killed, just days before the U.S. Congress gets a slew of reports on Bush's war strategy.
More than 1,800 Iraqis killed in August
9/2/07
Sen. Craig resigns over sex sting
9/2/07
Second British general bashes US strategy in Iraq
9/2/07
9/2/07
South of Baghdad, U.S. troops find fatigue, frustration
9/2/07
Subprime mortgage woes spreading
U.S. at risk of recession from housing
Why a U.S. Subprime Mortgage Crisis Is Felt Around the World
9/2/07
"Lalalalalala.... Nonononono.. I caaan't hear youuuuu!"
Bush gets mounting reports of Iraq woes
President Bush huddled with top military leaders about the Iraq war Friday, and Pentagon officials defended efforts to rid the Iraqi national police of sectarian bias and corruption, even as an independent review found the force too tainted to continue.
9/1/07
ANALYSIS: Shiite clashes in Iraq ominous
9/1/07
Bush outlines aid for mortgage holders
This must be the part of our economy that is the envy of the world...
9/1/07
Finland hosts Iraq peace seminar
I had to post this... My wife is Finnish!
9/1/07
Well-placed GOP sources: Craig likely to quit soon
9/1/07
Warner decides not to seek sixth term
Warner's departure puts GOP in bigger bind
9/1/07
Lawmakers Describe 'Being Slimed in the Green Zone
9/1/07
'White power' chanted during immigration discussion at school
At least one e-mail sent to 9NEWS said that students started a chant of "white power" and some said that all Mexicans should go back to Mexico.
Oh, Colorado... You must be so proud!
9/1/07
White House Press Secretary Snow Resigns
9/1/07