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I Coulda' Swore I Heard Them Say The Iraqi Constitution Passed?

Sunni Opposition to Iraqi Draft Constitution Intensifies
By Robert F. Worth

Some Sunni leaders said they were already preparing a campaign to defeat the
constitution, which was presented to the National Assembly over their objections.

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8/29/05

This Should Make Things Easier!

Al Qaeda in Iraq issues virulent manifesto

Group calls for violence, destruction of 'American empire'

8/29/05

Read All About It!

Report: More journalists killed in Iraq than Vietnam

More journalists have been killed in Iraq since the war began in March 2003 than during the 20
years of conflict in Vietnam, media rights group Reporters Without Borders (RSF) said on Sunday.

8/29/05

Guess The Extra Troops Arrive A Little To Late For Them

Gunmen assassinate two in Baghdad

Baghdad, Iraq (CNN) -- Unknown gunmen assassinated the brother of the former governor of
Baghdad and an official assigned to the Iraqi Elections Commission in separate incidents Monday.

8/29/05

Contitution Ready... Yes... Um, maybe... Ahhh, no.

Sunni Arab lawmakers debate draft of Iraq constitution
Federalism is a key sticking point

Iraq's three major groups -- Kurds, Shiite Arabs and Sunni Arabs --
continue to debate the proposed constitution, striving to win over critics by Sunday.

8/29/05

Bike-Deep in the Big Muddy
By Maureen Dowd

8/27/05

Anti-Peace/Pro War Rallies Head For Crawford.

On Saturday anti peace/anti Cindy Sheehan protesters will descend on Camp Casey in Crawford Texas. They are traveling under the slogan of "You Don't Speak For Me Cindy". I'm not kidding... That is actually their snotty little slogan. Doesn't it sound like a 3rd grader came up with that battle cry?

As for the reason for their protest... As far as I can tell they will be utilizing their 1st amendment rights to free speech to try to silence Cindy Sheehan's 1st amendment rights to free speech to voice her anti-war protest....Hmmmm... Makes sense to me.

By the way here is the itinerary for the "You Don't Speak For Me Cindy" group:

9:00 a.m.) Show up at "Camp Cootie" for Cootie shots in case Cindy Sheehan touches one of them.

11:00 a.m.) They will then pick up their "I'm rubber your glue" rally signs

12:00 p.m.) The will go to the designated protest sight to face off with Cindy Sheehan and the war protesters for the big show down.

12.01 p.m.) Group will commence with the chant of "Bush Is Hot, Bush Is Hot, You Ain't Nothing But A Booger-Snot".

12:10 p.m.) Time for cookies and juice.

1:00 p.m.) Story time... President Bush will adventure outside for a reading of "My Pet Goat" to his supporters.

2:00 p.m.) Nap time.

5:00 p.m.) Return home to reflect on a job well done!

12:00 Midnight) Return to Camp Casey while everyone is asleep and kick over symbolic fallen soldier's crosses, fire shotgun rounds over the head of anti war protesters... Giggle and run away!

Mission accomplished!

8/26/05

Another Day, Another Constitution Deadline Missed

Deadline passes again for Iraq accord.
No word from negotiators on progress of constitutional talks as Bush calls Shiite leader about constitution

8/26/05

Apperantly He Can Be Serious

John McEnroe ‘Raises a Racket’ in New Spay-and-Neuter Advertisement
"Good for you Johnny Mac"

8/26/05

An I.E.D. Ate My Homework...

What do you mean the constittutions not done yet... Do you know how bad this makes me look...
Hello... Hello... Damnit Dick the ungrateful little bastards hung up on me!

One-day extension for Iraq constitution
Shiites, Kurds again fail to reach consensus with Sunnis

8/25/05

OUCH!

The Trillion-Dollar War
The total outlay for the war could stretch to more than $1.3 trillion, or $11,300 for every household in the United States.

8/25/05

A Gain Again!

Oil surges to record high
Crude oil prices hit $68 a barrel, a fresh record high, in Asian electronic trade Thursday.

8/25/05

Who Will Say 'No More'?
By Gary Hart

8/24/05

Let's See If This Makes The Nightly News...

Abu Ghraib General Lambastes Bush Administration

I had been hesitant to speak out before because this Administration is so vindictive. But now I will ...
Anybody who confronts this Administration or Rumsfeld or the Pentagon with a true assessment, they find
themselves either out of a job, out of their positions, fired, relieved or chastised. Their career comes to an end.
-- Janis Karpinski, interview with Marjorie Cohn, August 3, 2005

Click here for entire interview.

8/24/05

I Wonder Why?!?!?

Poll Shows Bush Approval Ratings Sink to Lowest Point in Presidency

8/24/05

An Insurgent Ate My Homework

IRAQ: Constitution draft approval unclear
"The constitution has been presented without consensus and there are still many
points that should be revised again. For this reason we have rejected the present draft."

8/24/05

Read It And Weep...

My Private Idaho
By Maureen Dowd

8/24/05

In It's Final Throes My Ass...

Firefight in Baghdad
Insurgents in western Baghdad staged a sophisticated and well-coordinated strike against
police checkpoints Wednesday, leaving 14 dead and dozens wounded, police said.

8/24/05

Religious Extremism