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DECEMBER


Almost Worth It...


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      With all the trouble Bush and his administration is in these days it has almost made it worth the fact that he was re-elected... Almost. It does my heart good to see the right wingnut telepundits and republican shills having to strain what little credibility they have left in trying to cover up for this disgrace of a presidents criminal mistakes. I enjoy watching them lie through their painfully clenched teeth... I enjoy watching them spin like tops on crack... I enjoy watching their blank stepford wife eyes as they drown in a sea of hubris and ignorance. It's like a chinese water torture of bad news that has worn down the collective confidince of America and it just keeps coming. It warms the cockles of my heart during these chilly "Winter Holidays" (Hehehee).

Let's take a failure head count of my favorite 15:

1) Ignoring The Presidential Daily Brief titled "Bin Laden determined to attack inside the US,"
2) Lying to get into a war with Iraq
3) No WMD
4) Not catching Bin Laden
5) Miscalculating the troop level we would need to suceed in Iraq
6) Claiming Iraq's oil would pay for the war
7) Underestimating the cost of the war by hundreds of billions of dollars
8) Claiming our troops would be greeted a liberators and heros
9) Guantanamo Bay Torture
10) Abu Ghraib Torture
11) Over 2200 dead american soldiers
12) Social Security
13) Running up a foreign deficit of record-breaking proportions
14) The response to Katrina
15) Illegal wire tapping of US citizens
...and let's not forget his failing grades on homeland security and the environment

This is of course only a partial list... Click here for a hundred more of Bush's greatest failures!

 HAPPY HOLLIDAZE RED STATERS!
Without you this travesty wouldn't have been possible!

12/21/05


Send Bush To The Big House, The Greybar Hotel, The Stripy Hole!

Bush's illegal spying
By David Cole

The president defied a major Supreme Court ruling to authorize hundreds of wiretaps inside the U.S.

Boxer Asks Presidential Scholars About Former White House Counsel's
Statement that Bush Admitted to an 'Impeachable Offense'

12/20/05


In Case You Missed Bush Lying The First Time Around

Audio of Bush Saying Wiretaps Require a Court Order

12/20/05


A Senator's Bold Ploy on Arctic Drilling

Republican Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska has tucked a provision allowing oil drilling in
the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge into a must-pass $453.3 billion military spending bill.

12/20/05


Chalk One Up For Seperation Of Church And State Crowd!

Court rejects 'intelligent design' in science class

12/20/05


Can You Hear Me Now?

Spying Program Snared U.S. Calls
By James Risen and Eric Licthblau

12/20/05


Bill "The Kitten Killer" Frist Gives Drug Companies An Early Christmas...

Legal Shield for Vaccine Makers Is Inserted Into Military Bill
By Sheryl Gay Stolberg

Companies making vaccines to protect against biological agents or pandemic viruses would be
shielded from lawsuits, even if they are negligent or reckless, under a provision inserted into a
military spending bill by Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee, the majority leader.

12/20/05


Clash Is Latest Chapter in Bush Effort to Widen Executive Power
By Peter Baker and Jim VandeHei

12/20/05


Spy Court Judge Quits In Protest
Jurist Concerned Bush Order Tainted Work of Secret Panel
By Carol D. Leonnig and Dafna Linzer

A federal judge has resigned from the court that oversees government surveillance in intelligence cases in
protest of President Bush's secret authorization of a domestic spying program, according to two sources.

12/20/05


More Lies

Report: Bush Had More Prewar Intelligence Than Congress
By Dafna Linzer

12/17/05


Big Brother Is Watching You... Problem Is He's Really Stupid

Bush attacks paper for jeopardizing national security
In acknowledging the message was true, President Bush took aim at the messenger... Bush says
he signed NSA wiretap order Adds he OK'd program more than 30 times, will continue to do so

Pushing the Limits Of Wartime Powers
By Barton Gellman and Dafna Linzer

12/17/05


If Democrats Can't Get Over On These Guys In 2006 There's No Hope

Bush's Fumbles Spur New Talk of Oversight on Hill
By Dana Milbank

12/17/05


Senate Rejects Extension of Patriot Act

12/17/05


Brings New Meaning To "War On Christmas"!


I'm commin' to kick your ass O'reilly!

Crazed Kris Kringles go on 'Santarchy' rampage

12/17/05


Why Am I Not Surprised?

Robert Novak Leaving CNN for Fox News

12/15/05


...And Cheney Wept In An Undisclosed Location

Sources: White House to Accept Torture Ban

12/15/05


Gosh... I Hope He Has Someplace To Stay

Lott Sues Insurance Co. in Katrina Damage

12/15/05


I Like To Call Spin What It Is... A LIE!

Spin, Or Worse?
By Howard Kurtz

12/12/05


Bush Says Global Warming Will Cut Your Heating Oil Bills... (Just Kidding)

U.S. Is Dissenter on Global Warming: Other Kyoto Parties Back Stronger Action
U.S. Won't Join in Binding Climate Talk s...Administration Agrees to Separate Dialogue
By Juliet Eilperin

12/12/05


Crime Chart

How Abramoff Spread the Wealth

The Justice Dept. is investigating the dealings of former lobbyist Jack Abramoff. These charts reflect
1999-2004 contributions by Abramoff, his tribal clients and the lobbyists that make up Team Abramoff.

12/12/05


Justice Delay Is Justice Denied

Supreme Court to review Texas political map

The Supreme Court said Monday it would consider the constitutionality of a Texas congress-
ional map engineered by Rep. Tom DeLay that helped Republicans gain seats in Congress.

12/12/05


Sounds Like The Iraqis Have Been Taking Lessons From The Bush Administration

Dirty tricks taint Iraqi elections

Campaign posters have been defaced and ripped down, some politicians
have lied about their rivals and at least one candidate has been abducted.

12/12/05


But They Said "We Don't Torture"! I'm So Confused!

Iraq Prison Raid Finds a New Case of Mistreatment
By Edward Wong

A raid of an Iraqi government detention center in Baghdad turned up more than
600 prisoners packed into a cramped space, 13 of them requiring hospital treatment.

Jail inspection finds 'number of problems'

Inspectors found "a number of problems" at a jail housing Iraqi detainees, the nation's Human
Rights Ministry said Monday, while a report surfaced of possible torture of some of the inmates.

12/12/05


Republican Crime Wave

Probe Into Frist Stock Sale Continues
By Jonathan M. Katz

12/11/05


Cheney Says "Kill 'Em All Or Else They'll Think Were Pussies"!

Cheney: Terrorists win if U.S. loses 'nerve' in Iraq

FORT DRUM, New York (AP) -- Vice President Dick Cheney argued forcefully Tuesday
against an early withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq, saying that would be "unwise in the
extreme" and increase the risk of terrorist attacks in the United States and other nations.

12/7/05


One Year Too Late...

Voting Machines Under Scrutiny
States Face a Jan. 1 Deadline to Meet Reliability Standards

12/7/05


Dodged A Bullet... Prosecutors Gun Still Locked And Loaded

DeLay's Felony Charge Is Upheld
But Texas Judge Dismisses Some Conspiracy Counts
By R. Jeffrey Smith and Jonathan Weisman

12/6/05


What The Rush?

U.S. gets bad marks for terrorism preps
9/11 panel: Recommendations on U.S. security not being heeded

12/5/05


It Was As As Bad As Everyone Thought

Blanco Releases Katrina Records
La. Governor Seeks to 'Set the Record Straight'
By Joby Warrick, Spencer S. Hsu and Anne Hull

12/4/05


Is There Anything This Administration Does That Isn't Criminal?

Report Accuses EPA of Slanting Analysis
By Juliet Eilperin

Hill Researchers Say Agency Fixed Pollution Study to Favor Bush's 'Clear Skies'

12/3/05


All The News That's Fit To Plant

Military Says It Paid Iraq Papers for News - Possible 'Improprieties' to Be Investigated
By Josh White and Bradley Graham

12/3/05


Not So Free Press

Military Admits Planting News in Iraq
By Eeic Shmitt

12/3/05


BushAir "Fly The Unfriendly Skies"

US on defensive as reports of 'secret torture flights' pile up

12/2/05


Sheesh... When This White House Calls Someone Irresponsible That's Really Saying Something!

White House: Democrats' war criticism 'irresponsible'

12/2/05


Abductors threaten Iraq hostages
Arabic television station al-Jazeera has broadcast a new videotape of four Western hostages being held in Iraq.

12/2/05


If We Can't Secure Ourselves How The Hell Are We Going To Secure Iraq?

U.S. to receive unsatisfactory security report card
Panel: Country lacking in efforts to beef up national security

12/2/05


Good Economic News Outweighs Dead Americans In Bush's Eyes

10 Marines Killed Near Falluja

and

Bush Did Not Mention Attacks in Rose Garden Appearance
By Richard W. Stevenson

12/2/05