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June


Tommy Delay Has Last Laugh... Except For That Part About Leaving In Disgrace And Under Indictment!

High court upholds most of Texas redistricting map

Court nixes part of Texas political map

6/28/06


Stop It... You Guys Just Looks Silly Now!

GOP bill targets NY Times

6/28/06


Flag amendment fails by single vote

Flag-burning amendment fails by a vote

VIDEO: Hatch Says Banning Flag Burning Is ‘The Most Important Thing The Senate Could Be Doing’

6/28/06


God Guns And Gays... Red Meat For The Rednecks!

House GOP to focus on abortion, guns

6/28/06


I Don't Care What Side Of The Aisle You're From... That Kicks Ass!

Democrats vow to block pay raises until minimum wage increased

6/28/06


U.S. says Baghdad crackdown moving slowly

6/28/06


Climate experts: Gore's movie gets the science right

6/28/06


Bush ignores laws he inks, vexing Congress

6/27/06


Wars force Army equipment costs to triple

6/27/06


 

"What poor bastard had to screw this horror-show of a human being!"

Limbaugh's latest drug run-in: Viagra
Police say commentator had drug without a prescription

Viagra threatens Limbaugh plea deal
Prescription was not in Limbaugh's name, authorities say

6/27/06


Pathetic...

Senate opens flag-burning debate
Vote expected before Fourth of July congressional recess

6/27/06


Complete Incompetence

'Breathtaking' Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid

6/27/06


Bush: Anti-terror program leak 'does great harm'

Yeah, great harm to his poll numbers!

Bush slams leak of terror finance story

6/26/06


Flip-Floppers!

White House plays down Iraq withdrawal talk

6/26/06


Ahhhh, That Warms My Heart...

Ailes Cracks Whip as Fox News Slips

6/26/06


Freedom Still On The March

15 die in Iraq market blast; Marine killed

Bomb kills 30 near market south of Baghdad

U.S. Marine dies of wounds in Iraq

6/26/06


Republicans Are Hypocritical Scum!

Democrats Angered by Report on Troop Cuts
Word that U.S. commander privately presented plan for withdrawal
from Iraq came as Democrats were attacked for trying to set a timetable.

Now what... Are Republicans the flip floppers... The cut and runners? Damn I hate them!

6/26/06


Republicans Want Reporters To Stop Uncovering Their Illegal Activities... Right Now... Or Else!

Lawmaker wants feds to probe N.Y. Times
The chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee urged the Bush administration on Sunday to seek
criminal charges against newspapers that reported on a secret financial-monitoring program used to trace terrorists.

6/26/06


Couldn't Hurt To Ask... ?

Saddam thinks U.S. will beg for his help

6/26/06


Post: Ex-CIA agent's warnings on WMD validity ignored
A former CIA officer says he made repeated efforts to alert top agency officials to problems with an Iraqi defector's
claims about the country's mobile biological weapons labs but he was ignored, the Washington Post reported Sunday.

6/26/06


Who's This 'We,' Non-Soldier Boy?
By Robin Toner

6/26/06


Analysis: CIA program expands Bush's power
A secret CIA-Treasury program to track financial records of millions of Americans is the latest installment in an
expansion of executive authority in the name of fighting terrorism. The administration doesn't apologize for
President Bush's aggressive take on presidential powers. Vice President Dick Cheney even boasts about it.

Officials Defend Financial Searches
Critics Assert Secret Program Invades Privacy

Cheney Assails Press on Report on Bank Data

6/24/06


I Doubt These Fuckers Could Form A Sentence!

FBI says suspects sought to form own army

6/24/06


Cry Me A River You Piece Of Shit!

Al Qaeda No. 2 mourns al-Zarqawi

6/24/06


Republicans... As Corrupt As The Day Is Long!

Report: Abramoff used Norquist to distribute funds
Anti-tax advocate acted as a buffer for lobbyist's activities

E-mails detail Abramoff requests, contacts

6/24/06


McCain denounces Republicans' spending

6/24/06


Too Bad... Even Though I Don't Think He Could Win, I Do Like Him

Gore 'not planning' 2008 White House run

"Tipper said to be very relieved"

6/24/06


Court bars info request on NSA wiretapping

6/24/06


Schwarzenegger denies Bush troop request

6/24/06


FBI detains 7 in domestic terror probe
Sources: Targets may have included Sears Tower, FBI building

Official: 7 arrested in Sears Tower plot

6/23/06


Senate Report Lists Lobbyist's Payments to Ex-Leader of Christian Coalition

6/23/06


Cheney says he might testify in leak case

6/23/06


U.S. gets access to worldwide banking data
The U.S. government gained sweeping access to international banking records as part
of a secret program to choke off financial support for terrorism, officials said Thursday.

Bank Records Secretly Tapped
Administration Began Using Global Database Shortly After 2001 Attacks

6/23/06



"Look at him... What else can I say?"

Santorum say munitions may prove Iraq had weapons of mass destruction

Sen. Santorum: Saddam's WMD Are a Fact

Fox News Debunks Santorum's WMD Claim

6/22/06


Well, That Went Well!

Senate rejects calls on Iraq troop pullout

Pentagon weighs modest troop reduction in Iraq

6/22/06


Study: Earth 'likely' hottest in 2,000 years
Panel: 'Warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years'

Earth hottest it's been in 2,000 years

6/22/06


House votes to cut estate taxes

6/22/06


At least 25 people found executed in Mosul

6/22/06


Is It Just Me Or Does All Of This Seem Like Eye For An Eye Payback?

Marines face Iraq murder charges
The US is looking into other cases of alleged abuse or killings in Iraq

7 Marines, 1 sailor charged with murder

Military Charges 8 With Murder of Iraqi

6/21/06


As They Stand Up We Die... Not A Great Slogan

Iraqi colleagues killed U.S. soldiers, military says

Iraqis Killed Their U.S. Trainers, Probe Finds

6/21/06


Which one is it?

U.S. nixes N. Korea bid for missile talks

Or...

Bush Accuses Iran of Stalling on Proposal

6/21/06


Those Compassionate Conservatives Really Care!

GOP-run Senate kills minimum wage increase

Senate Rejects Bid to Raise Minimum Wage

6/21/06


Saddam lawyer killed; Iraq workers seized

6/21/06


Bush's Unpopularity in Europe Hangs Over Summit

Bush in Europe to push for more Iraq aid

Guantanamo clouds EU-US meeting

6/21/06


The President's Important Work!

Bush headlines $27 million GOP fund-raiser

President Bush Delivers Commencement Address

President Bush signs into law tenfold increase in fines for broadcast indecency

6/21/06


Relatives of soldiers killed in Iraq mourn

6/21/06


North Korea seeks talks to ease missile tensions

6/21/06


Man, That Just Makes My Day!


"Look at this guy... Like it's the end of the world!"

Episcopalians reject ban on gay bishops
Presbyterian Church approves leeway for ordaining gays

6/21/06


21,000 troops notified for Iraq deployment

6/21/06


Possible White House hopefuls unite on Iraq

6/21/06


Booby-trapped bodies of 2 GIs recovered

Bodies of missing U.S. soldiers recovered

Two Missing U.S. Soldiers Found Dead in Iraq

Missing G.I.'s Are Found Dead in Iraq
An Iraqi general said that the two bodies had marks showing that "they had been tortured in a barbaric fashion."

6/20/06


Will Somebody Please Shut Him Up!

Cheney sees success in warding off attacks

6/20/06


Murder Charges for 3 G.I.'s in Iraq

6/20/06


S.D. voters to decide fate of abortion ban

6/20/06


Former Bush administration official found guilty

Safavian Guilty of Lying, Obstruction of Justice

6/20/06


Poll: Clinton gets high 'no' vote for 2008
Respondents also ranked who they were likely to vote for... Results

6/20/06


Sayonara

Japan to Pull Its Ground Troops Out of Iraq

6/20/06


Group claims it kidnapped U.S. soldiers
An al-Qaida-linked group claimed Monday that it had kidnapped two American soldiers reported
missing south of Baghdad, where 8,000 Iraqi and U.S. troops were conducting a massive search.

Missing GIs Likely Taken Captive, Iraqi Official Says

6/19/06


So Much For The Sensitivity Training...

U.S. Army charges 3 with murder in Iraq

6/19/06


Kim Jong Il Taking A Page Out Of Ahmadinejad's Playbook!

Rice warns N. Korea against missile test

U.S. warns North Korea on missile test

North Korea fuels missile, readies launch, U.S. officials say

6/19/06


'Wash Post' Obtains Shocking Memo from U.S. Embassy in Baghdad, Details Increasing Danger and Hardship
The Washington Post has obtained a cable, marked "sensitive," that it says show that just before President Bush left
on a surprise trip last Monday to the Green Zone in Baghdad for an upbeat assessment of the situation there, "the U.S.
Embassy in Iraq painted a starkly different portrait of increasing danger and hardship faced by its Iraqi employees."

6/19/06


Senators spar over U.S. commitment in Iraq

6/19/06


But Why... We Have No Icons Or Landmarks?

Schumer: Book shows NYC still Qaida target

6/19/06


U.S. vows to find soldiers missing in Iraq

6/19/06


Homeland security officials opting out

6/19/06


Pentagon details abuse of Iraq detainees

So...

Military blocks media access to Guantanamo

6/17/06


New tape says Zarqawi death 'great loss'

6/17/06


N. Korea readies missile launch platform: paper

6/17/06


Agency: Cities not prepared for disasters

6/17/06


House rejects timetable for Iraq pullout

Divided House rejects Iraq pullout date

Lawmakers trade harsh words over Iraq

6/16/06


Initial report on Haditha killings complete

6/16/06


Shoe bomber strikes Iraq mosque; 13 dead

6/16/06


Please Just Ignore Her...

Latest Ann Coulter Outrage: On Fragging John Murtha

6/16/06


House boots Jefferson from committee

6/16/06


It's Good For Gays And It Pisses Middle America Off... It's A Win-Win!

Growing resources help gays in politics

6/16/06


Congress launches into new Iraq debate
The House erupted in impassioned, election year debate over the Iraq war on Thursday...

6/14/06


No Joy In This News

U.S. military deaths in Iraq reach 2,500

6/14/06


Like Rats On A Sinking Ship...

Top Bush policy adviser leaving White House

6/14/06


You Just Can't Make This Kind Of Stupidity Up!

President Bush To Legally Blind Reporter: ‘Are You Going to Ask That Question with Shades On?’

6/14/06


A Pumped Up Chimp Flings His Poo!

Bush Upbeat on Iraq After Baghdad Visit

Bush rejects calls for pullout from Iraq

Bush on elections: Republicans will win

In Baghdad, Bush Pledges Support to Iraqi Leader
Visit Aimed at Buttressing Newly Formed Governmen

6/14/06


Baghdad crackdown begins; 4 die in blast

Military Checkpoints, Curfews Imposed in Baghdad

New Baghdad Security Plan in Place but Iraqis See Few Changes

6/14/06


Clinton and Kerry Show Democratic Divide on Troop Withdrawal

6/14/06


This has to be the funniest fuckin' picture I have seen... I swear they're gonna' puke!
I really cannot stop laughing at them... It's becoming painful! Oh god, make it stop!


Press Secretary Tony Snow, left, & White House Counselor Dan Barlett, in a military helicopter wearing helmets and flak jackets...

6/14/06


New Meaning To "Katrina Blew Us!"

FEMA hurricane cards bought jewelry, erotica

6/14/06


Web site: Al Qaeda IDs 20th 9/11 hijacker

6/13/06


Doctors forbid roles in harsh interrogations

6/13/06


God and gays: Churchgoers divided

6/13/06


Yeah, But We're Still Not Leaving!

Bush: Iraq's future in hands of new gov't

Bush makes surprise visit to Baghdad

Bush's ("surprise") trip required a month of planning

6/13/06


GAO finds mismanagement of hurricane aid
The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion in bogus assistance to victims

6/13/06


Hillary Clinton faces anti-war critics

6/13/06


DAMN IT! It Would Have Been So Much Fun!

Rove won't be charged in CIA leak case

No charge for Rove in CIA leak case

Analysis: Telling FBI the truth saved Rove

6/13/06


Global markets plunge on rate fears

6/13/06



Bring it on Frist!!!!!

Kitty-killer label litters Frist resume for president

6/12/06


Al-Zarqawi lived for 52 mins. after strike

6/12/06


FBI: Violent crime in U.S. on rise in 2005

6/12/06


Al Qaeda in Iraq chooses Zarqawi successor

6/12/06


U.N. nuclear chief: Little Iran progress

6/12/06


U.S.: 3 Gitmo inmates hanged themselves

3 Prisoners Commit Suicide at Guantánamo

Bush directs outreach on Gitmo suicides
...the president voiced his concern over the incident and directed that the bodies be "treated humanely and with cultural sensitivity"

humanely...? sensitivity...? Well, there's always a first time for everything!

6/11/06


Reid calls for more intelligence oversight
"All of us as Americans need to review how the Bush Administration cherry-picked and hyped the case for war
with Iraq to sell it to Congress and the American people, so we can make sure it never happens again," Reid said.

6/11/06


...And The Beat Goes On

Iraq insurgents post new beheading video
Insurgents signaled the fight is still on after Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death, posting an Internet video
Saturday showing the beheading of three alleged Shiite death squad members in revenge for killing Sunnis.

Bomb kills U.S. soldier in northern Iraq

21 civilians die in violence in Iraq

Baghdad bomb blast kills 4, injures 27

Iraqi oil official kidnappped in Baghdad

6/11/06


Get Your Scorecards Out... Again!

Kentucky's Republican governor pleads not guilty to charges

6/11/06


C'mon... That's Just Too Transparent!

Diebold Lobbyist Donates $10,000 to Blackwell Campaign

6/11/06


Al-Qaida No. 2 praises al-Zarqawi in tape

Iraq insurgency to go on after al-Zarqawi

Zarqawi followers vow to obey successor

6/10/06


Some injured GIs decide to stay in Iraq

6/10/06


Iran to make counteroffer to West

6/10/06


Texas Democrats revel in DeLay's departure

6/10/06


Finally, The Real Reason We Went To War

Iraq war bill deletes US military base prohibition
Congressional Republicans killed a provision in an Iraq war funding bill that would have put the United States on record
against the permanent basing of U.S. military facilities in that country, a lawmaker and congressional aides said on Friday.

6/10/06


Hamas military wing calls off Israel truce
Hamas militants called off a truce with Israel on Friday after a barrage of Israeli artillery
shells tore into Palestinians at a beachside picnic in the Gaza Strip, killing seven dcivilians.

6/10/06


ROTFLMFAO

Democratic volunteer slips dog feces into Republican legislator's mail

6/10/06


A Damn Good Idea...

Democrats want Blackwell to step aside
He shouldn't oversee election, they insist

6/10/06


Allegations of Secret US Prisons in Europe

Fourteen nations aided CIA on renditions, report says

Europe implicated in secret CIA jails

Probe decries secret prisons

So of course...

Secret CIA jail claims rejected
Washington has criticised a Council of Europe report on alleged US secret
prisons inside Europe, saying it was full of allegations, but thin on facts.

6/9/06


House aid package cuts money for Iraq
The House voted Friday to spend $21.3 billion on foreign aid but cut money President Bush wanted for
Iraq, Afghanistan and a program that rewards countries moving toward democracy and good government.

6/9/06



Not quite dead... Yet

al-Zarqawi lived briefly after attack

Inside Tip Helped U.S. Take Out Al-Zarqawi

Al-Zarqawi attack said to bring new intel

6/9/06


Cheney defends against Specter eavesdropping rebuke
Vice President Dick Cheney defended himself on Thursday against accusations by a leading Republican senator that he
worked to thwart Senate plans to make telephone executives testify at a hearing about a U.S. domestic spying program.

6/9/06


Bush: Not clear when troops can leave Iraq
President Bush said Friday that it's not yet clear when Iraqi forces will be able to
take control of their country's security, a key step in bringing U.S. troops home.

6/9/06


D'uh!

Inquiry finds problems in 2004 election
Many of the voting and counting mishaps of the bizarre 2000 general election were not fixed four years later and brand
new problems arose, including a rash of fraudulent voter registrations in some areas, congressional investigators say.

6/8/06



Woo... Um, Hoo...?

New Iraq ministers sworn in; bombs kill 40

6/8/06


Poll: U.S. disapproves of war in Iraq
The poll, taken Monday through Wednesday before news broke that U.S. forces
had killed Zarqawi, found that 59 percent of adults say the United States made
a mistake in going to war in Iraq — the highest level yet in AP-Ipsos polling.

6/8/06


Pathetic Pissing Match

Ahmadinejad: Iran to talk, U.S. gave in

6/8/06


European Probe Finds Signs Of CIA-Run Secret Prisons

6/8/06


I Truly Hope It Makes A Difference...

Most-wanted Iraq terrorist al-Zarqawi dead

'Painstaking' operation led to strike on al-Zarqawi
One tip came from al-Zarqawi's own terror network, military says

4:04am
Iraq PM says Zarqawi killed
Iraq's Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki announced on Thursday that al Qaeda leader
in Iraq Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had been killed, state television reported.

3:54am
Reports say Iraq al-Qaida chief Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been killed.

...?

Zarqawi Scheduled for Martyrdom

6/8/06


Photos seem to contradict Marine version of Haditha killings
Pentagon sources say some of the most incriminating evidence against Marines under
investigation in the deaths of civilians at Haditha is a set of photographs taken by
another group of Marines who came along afterward and helped clean up the scene.

Allegations of atrocities concern Hagee

6/8/06


 

Specter warns of 'confrontation' over NSA hearings
Chairman scolds Cheney, still seeks White House cooperation

6/8/06


Efforts by C.I.A. Fail in Somalia, Officials Charge
A covert C.I.A. effort to finance Somali warlords has empowered
the Islamic groups it was intended to marginalize, critics say

6/8/06


Intolerance, Self Importance, Apathy, Obesity, Bigoted, Division, Entitlement, Narrow Mindedness, Ignorance, Ect., Ect., Ect....

Bush: Immigrants must adopt U.S. values
New arrivals to this country must adopt American values and learn English, President
Bush said Wednesday, pushing anew for his proposal to overhaul immigration rules.

6/8/06


All Violence All The Time
By Howard Kurtz

6/8/06


Canada plot: Flight training link
Official says terror suspect an ex-Canadian reservist

6/8/06


My Condolences To All The Racists, Bigots And Homophobes Out There... You Must All Gay Marry Now!"

Supporters lose in gay marriage ban vote
The Senate on Wednesday rejected a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, dealing an embarrassing defeat
to President Bush and Republicans who hoped to use the measure to energize conservative voters on Election Day.

Senate blocks same-sex marriage ban
The Senate blocked on Wednesday a bid to amend the Constitution to essentially ban same-sex marriage.

Senate Rejects Ban on Gay Marriage
Supporters Vow to Return to Proposed Amendment

6/7/06


Way To Step Up To The Plate Hillary!

Plugging new book in latest solo Today appearance, Coulter attacked liberals, 9-11 widows

Clinton - Coulter’s 9/11 remarks ’vicious, mean-spirited’
New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton lashed out at Ann Coulter for a “vicious, mean-spirited attack” on a group of out-
spoken 9/11 widows, whom the right-wing television pundit described as “self-obsessed” and enjoying their husbands’ deaths.

Chris Durang: Ann Coulter - Tipping Point?

6/7/06


Tight Race in California as Eight States Hold Primaries

6/7/06


Silly French People... Don't They Know That 's 21,000 Years Before God Even Created The Earth!

Cave face 'the oldest portrait on record'
The 27,000-year-old work was found by a local pensioner, Gérard Jourdy, in the Vilhonneur grotto near Angoulême.

6/7/06


At Least Some Of These Idiots Are Embarrassed

Senate Emphasis on Ideology Has Some in G.O.P. Anxious
Though some Republican candidates may relish the Senate's current concentration on same-sex marriage
and other ideologically charged topics, Senator Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island is not among them.

6/7/06


"Snicker"

Moore loses in Alabama on day of primaries
Alabama Gov. Bob Riley easily beat back a Republican primary challenge from Roy Moore,
the former judge who tried to put a Ten Commandments monument in his courthouse...

6/7/06


House GOP Blocks Funding for N.Y., D.C.
House Republicans blocked a vote Tuesday on restoring millions of dollars in counterterror funds to
big-city targets, refusing to bust budget targets over slashed grants to emergency first responders.

6/7/06


Bush Is Building His Fence On The Wrong Border!

Lawyer: Government says terror plans included beheading
Canadian prime minister allegedly the target

6/7/06


Freedom On The March In The Middle East!

Egypt extends jail time for protesters
Prosecutors on Tuesday extended the detentions of 164 members of the banned Muslim
Brotherhood and 21 other people for taking part in pro-reform protests earlier this year.

6/7/06


Au Revoir Asshole!

Parlez Vous DeLay?
DeLay once excelled at the time-honored profession of mocking the French. He began speeches
during the 2004 campaign by saying: "Good afternoon, or, as John Kerry might say, 'Bonjour.

Texans to fete DeLay at French restaurant
DeLay doesn’t speak a lot of French, but he relied on a few choice French phrases to taunt
Democrats and the country of France for criticizing President Bush’s policies in Iraq at the start of the war.

6/7/06


...Don't Forget The Floating Poker Games And Hookers!

Privately Funded Trips Add Up on Capitol Hill
Report: $50 Million Spent in 2000-2005

6/6/06


Iraq We Bomb, But Iran Gets Nuclear Technology.. Makes Perfect Sense!

U.S. to give Iran nuclear technology
A package of incentives presented Tuesday to Iran includes a provision for the United States to supply Tehran
with some nuclear technology if it stops enriching uranium — a major concession by Washington, diplomats said.

6/6/06


Rights group asks FCC to probe phone data access

6/6/06


Politics of the Altar
GOP leaders are putting gay marriage back on the agenda. Will voters respond?

Senate not likely to pass gay marriage ban

6/6/06


Canada terror suspect charges made public

6/6/06


Pathetic...

Bush rallies gay marriage opponents
Cheered by conservative supporters, President Bush gave a push Monday to a constitutional amendment to ban
same-sex marriage as the Senate opened debate on an emotional, election-year measure that has little chance of passing.

45 states have acted to ban gay marriage
Forty-five states have acted to define traditional marriage in ways that would ban same-sex marriage.

US Republican majority uses symbols to woo its base

And this is one of their fears... No they're not kidding.

Same-sex marriage foes say religious liberty at risk
Others call fears greatly exaggerated

6/6/06


Kidnappers challenge new Iraq government
Gunmen in police uniforms staged a brazen daylight raid on bus stations in central Baghdad on Monday,
kidnapping at least 50 people, including travelers, merchants and vendors selling tea and sandwiches.

6/5/06


Islamic militia seizes Somalia's capital
An Islamic militia with alleged links to al-Qaida seized Somalia's capital Monday after weeks of fighting with U.S.-
backed secular warlords, raising fears that the nation could fall under the sway of Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization.

Islamic militia claims Mogadishu

6/5/06


Source: Killing of Iraqi may have been 'premeditated'
Navy investigators have evidence that U.S. Marines may have committed "premeditated" murder in
the April shooting death of an Iraqi man in Hamdania, a military officer close to the inquiry told CNN.

6/5/06


More arrests likely in Canadian probe
Police said Monday more arrests are likely in an alleged plot to bomb buildings in Canada, while intelligence
officers sought ties between the 17 suspects and Islamic terror cells in the United States and five other nations.

6/5/06


"Republican 'Rubber Stamp Congress'

6/4/06


Lobbying reform slow despite scandals
The stench of scandal on Capitol Hill is getting stronger five months after lobbyist Jack Abramoff
pleaded guilty to influence-peddling charges, but a lobbying overhaul has yet to see the light of day.

6/4/06


Gore says don't count on a 2008 run
Al Gore, the Democrats' nominee for the White House in 2000, says he has all but ruled out running
for president in 2008, saying the best use of his time is to educate people about global warming.

6/4/06


Hmmm, I Wonder If Bush Will Take Credit For This?

Olmert will meet Abbas to discuss peace
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said Sunday he will meet Palestinian President Mahmoud
Abbas to urge the resumption of negotiations on an internationally backed peace plan

6/4/06


AIDS toll may reach 100 million in Africa
It began quietly, when a statistical anomaly pointed to a mysterious syndrome that attacked the immune systems of
gay men in California. No one imagined 25 years ago that AIDS would become the deadliest epidemic in history.

6/4/06


Why Talk When You Can Fight?

Iran welcomes unconditional talks on nukes

But...

U.S. studying Iran's retaliation options

6/4/06


Suicide bomber kills 28, wounds 62 in Iraq
A suicide car bomber blew himself up in a crowded market in oil-rich southern Basra on Saturday, killing 28 peo-
ple and wounding 62. In Baghdad, a Russian diplomat was killed and four diplomatic employees were kidnapped

6/4/06


17 terror suspects arrested in Toronto
Canadian authorities said Saturday they had foiled plans for terrorist attacks in
southern Ontario with the arrests of 17 people who were "inspired by al-Qaida."

6/3/06


Iraq lawyer blasts U.S. reaction to deaths

6/3/06


With All The Horrid Vile Shit Going On In This World This Is What's Important To Bush!?!?!

Bush backs amendment banning gay marriage
President Bush will promote a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage on Monday,
the eve of a scheduled Senate vote on the cause that is dear to his conservative backers.

Gay-marriage ban a no-win deal for Bush

6/3/06


Al-Zarqawi Urges Sectarian War In Iraq

6/3/06


Finally, Some Good News

GIs at Ishaqi cleared; Haditha probe open

6/3/06


Oh, Please Let This Blow Up..."We were denied the O'Reilly loofah incident please give us this one!"

Coulter Hires Law Firm to Fight Vote-Fraud Allegations

6/3/06


I Must Concur

Kennedy: Vote against Iraq war my best
Sen. Edward Kennedy on Friday declared his vote against the Iraq war the best he has cast since being elected in 1962.

6/3/06


Despite Trying, The Democrats Just Cant Keep Up With The Corruption Of The GOP!

Former Bush official denies impropriety

Lewis (R-Calif.) denies wrongdoing in lobbyist case

Libby to get limited classified info

6/3/06


Iraq war will hurt GOP in fall elections, pollster says
70% of voters believe the U.S. is headed in the wrong direction, adding, “I have never seen a number like that since I’ve been polling.”

6/3/06


Ummmm... I'm Gonna' Go With YES!

Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or
having their votes counted -- enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.

RFK Jr. Charges GOP Stole 2004 Election

6/2/06


Uh-Oh...

Furor grows over civilian deaths in Iraq
A third set of allegations that U.S. troops have deliberately killed civilians is fueling a furor
in Iraq and drawing strong condemnations from government and human rights officials.

Iraqi Assails U.S. for Strikes on Civilians

Iraqi PM says abuse by GIs occurs 'daily'
"They crush them with their vehicles and kill them just on suspicion," he said. "This is completely unacceptable."

New 'Iraq massacre' tape emerges
The BBC has uncovered new video evidence that US forces may have
been responsible for the deliberate killing of 11 innocent Iraqi civilians.

6/2/06


Iran insists it will keep nuke technology

6/2/06


Job growth slows; unemployment rate drops
...a fresh sign that the national economy is losing momentum heading into summer.

6/2/06


Lawmaker urges pullout of troops in Iraq

6/2/06


Iran Bamboozler Invited to White House as "Expert"

6/2/06


"For Bush who touts himself as a wartime president who's main goal is to keep us safe from
terrorist attacks, this is sure a strange way to conduct his so called war on terrorism!"


No icons or monuments...You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me!

No Icons, No Monuments Worth Protecting
New York has no national monuments or icons, according to the Department of Homeland Security
form obtained by ABC News. That was a key factor used to determine that New York City should
have its anti-terror funds slashed by 40 percent--from $207.5 million in 2005 to $124.4 million in 2006.

They're making a monumental error
The federal Homeland Security Department has this to say about the home of the Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, the
Empire State Building, the New York Stock Exchange, the Brooklyn Bridge, the United Nations, Yankee Stadium,
the country's biggest subway system, Grant's Tomb, Grand Central Terminal, the Federal Reserve Bank and Federal Hall.

"NATIONAL MONUMENTS AND ICONS - 0"

Homeland Security grants rile D.C., NYC
Feds say cuts result from new formula, smaller total budget

Feds to city: drop dead
Homeland honcho cuts funds by 40%

Breakdown: Homeland Security grants

6/1/06


Orwell's Twirling In His Grave!

US Court limits free speech rights of government whistleblowers

6/1/06


Bush promises to disclose Haditha findings

I wouldn't trust him either...

Iraqis announce own probe of killings

6/1/06


89 Gitmo detainees on hunger strike

6/1/06


Rally That Homophobe Base, The Elections Are Commin'!

Bush to back gay marriage ban amendment

6/1/06


Low Man On The Totem Pole

Dog handler convicted of Abu Ghraib abuse

6/1/06


Since He Heard About It Yesterday It's Really Been Bummin' Him Out!


That's George's troubled look

Bush troubled by reports of Iraq killings

Probe finds Haditha killings unprovoked
A preliminary military inquiry found evidence that U.S. Marines killed two dozen Iraqi civilians in an
unprovoked attack in November, contradicting the troops' account, U.S. officials said on Wednesday

5/31/06


Former Abramoff partner testifies on ties to GOP lawmakers

5/31/06


Just Bought Some Land There For When NYC Is Underwater!

Scientists say Arctic once was tropical

5/31/06


U.S. troops kill pregnant woman in Iraq
U.S. forces killed two Iraqi women — one of them about to give birth...

5/31/06


That's Bush! Always On Top Of The Important Stuff!

Bush learned of Haditha deaths from press

5/30/06